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'''Sacagawea''', or '''Sacajawea''', was a native American who traveled with [[Meriwether Lewis|Lewis]] and [[William Clark|Clark]] to explore the west of the American country.
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'''Vance Connor''' is the owner of several local businesses in [[Springfield]]. As a teenager, Vance was the {{W|Class president#Senior-class president|senior-class president}} at [[Springfield High School]].
  
When the Lewis and Clark expedition wanted a guide to get them to the [[Pacific Ocean]], they went to a Native American village where [[Chief Homer]] gave them Sacagawea. Sacagawea's husband, who Sacagawea disliked, [[Toussaint Charbonneau]], also went with them. Sacagawea told the expedition members to stop doing things because they were eating or using poisonous things. One expedition member, [[Tweedleburger]], refused to listen to her and ate some berries and then died.
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Vance Connor was in the same class at Springfield High School as [[Homer]] and [[Marge]]. Vance and Homer ran against each other for the position of senior-class president in the student council elections. Vance, who was the class vice president at the time, was a lot more professional than Homer in his campaign. He gave a speech where he talked about the policies he helped implement as vice president, including sending three mathletes to the state finals, and germinating all the tenth graders lima beans. Meanwhile, Homer fumbled his speech and was a laughing stock to the whole school. When the time to actually vote for the class president came along, the students decided that it would be funny to vote for Homer as a joke and laugh at him all through high school, and at every reunion. Upon hearing this, [[Principal Dondelinger]] had [[Lenny]] and [[Carl]] dispose of the ballot box by burying it in the forest and Vance Connor was declared the winner.
  
Over the course of the expedition, Sacagawea got more and more annoyed at Lewis and Clark for their incompetence as explorers. When Sacagawea questioned them about this, Lewis and Clark told her that they were chosen for the expedition because they owned a compass, even though the needle was just painted on. Eventually, the expedition came across a group of Native Americans led by [[Indian Bart|Sacagawea's brother]]. Sacagawea got them to stand down and not kill the expedition as they were her friends, but let her brother kill Charbonneau.
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Years later, Vance ended up owning several local businesses and ended up getting a plaque on the [[Springfield Wall of Fame]]. Vance proved to be very popular with the townspeople, but Homer was jealous of him because he won class president. When Homer brought up the election at [[Moe's Tavern]], Lenny and Carl revealed that they buried the ballot box. Homer and Lenny dug up the box and [[Lisa]] counted the votes to find that Homer had actually won the election. Homer then confronted Principal Dondelinger about it, who revealed that he had the ballot box buried to spare Homer's feelings...
  
Later in the expedition, they reached the [[Columbia River]]. Upon doing so, Clark said they could follow it to the Pacific and have mermaid sex. After correcting them, saying it was salmon they were thinking of, Lewis told Sacagawea that she should be grateful for them civilizing her. Sacagawea, annoyed at this, stormed off, leaving them alone...
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Vance Connor is the owner of several local businesses in Springfield. As a teenager, Vance was the senior-class president at Springfield High School.

Vance Connor was in the same class at Springfield High School as Homer and Marge. Vance and Homer ran against each other for the position of senior-class president in the student council elections. Vance, who was the class vice president at the time, was a lot more professional than Homer in his campaign. He gave a speech where he talked about the policies he helped implement as vice president, including sending three mathletes to the state finals, and germinating all the tenth graders lima beans. Meanwhile, Homer fumbled his speech and was a laughing stock to the whole school. When the time to actually vote for the class president came along, the students decided that it would be funny to vote for Homer as a joke and laugh at him all through high school, and at every reunion. Upon hearing this, Principal Dondelinger had Lenny and Carl dispose of the ballot box by burying it in the forest and Vance Connor was declared the winner.

Years later, Vance ended up owning several local businesses and ended up getting a plaque on the Springfield Wall of Fame. Vance proved to be very popular with the townspeople, but Homer was jealous of him because he won class president. When Homer brought up the election at Moe's Tavern, Lenny and Carl revealed that they buried the ballot box. Homer and Lenny dug up the box and Lisa counted the votes to find that Homer had actually won the election. Homer then confronted Principal Dondelinger about it, who revealed that he had the ballot box buried to spare Homer's feelings...

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