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'''Elizabeth Hoover''' (commonly known as '''Miss Hoover''') is a second grade teacher at [[Springfield Elementary School]].
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'''Rachel Jordan''' is a singer and the former lead singer of [[Kovenant]], a Christian rock band.
  
Miss Hoover has been worn down by her years in the public school system, and is not against drinking significant quantities of alcohol. She is very apathetic and bored with her job, and seems overwhelmed with stress, seeking whatever remedies she can to alleviate it. She is often seen smoking even while teaching, once even under a "No Smoking" sign in the assembly hall. Once she was granted tenure, she willingly turned over her teaching responsibilities to Ralph Wiggum.
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In the lyrics of the song "[[He's the Man]]", Rachel Jordan sings about her life. Rachel was drunk in a sleazy motel, where she was thinking about the wrong turns she had made in her life. She then opened the dresser drawer to get another bottle of alcohol but found the ''Bible'' instead, which changed her life.
  
She is in particular weary of dealing with [[Lisa]]'s unbridled enthusiasm (though initially she seemed proud of Lisa) and [[Ralph]]'s mishaps and inanities. A typical response to one of his difficulties is, "The children are right to laugh at you, Ralph." Her bland and indifferent demeanor likely prompted Lisa to identify her as "The Flat Liner" among [[The 20 Types of People You Meet in Elementary School]]...
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After [[Maude Flanders]] died, [[Ned Flanders|Ned]] didn't want to go to church. However, he regretted this decision and arrived at the church late. As he walked in, he heard rock music playing and found that Rachel Jordan was singing "He's the Man" to the congregation. Ned became smitten with her and the song. After the service, Ned helped Rachel pack the Kovenant van and they got to know each other. Rachel asked Ned if he wanted to get a coffee with her, but Ned told her that he wasn't ready yet. Rachel Jordan then left to go on tour but told Ned that they could meet up again when she got back...
  
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Rachel Jordan is a singer and the former lead singer of Kovenant, a Christian rock band.

In the lyrics of the song "He's the Man", Rachel Jordan sings about her life. Rachel was drunk in a sleazy motel, where she was thinking about the wrong turns she had made in her life. She then opened the dresser drawer to get another bottle of alcohol but found the Bible instead, which changed her life.

After Maude Flanders died, Ned didn't want to go to church. However, he regretted this decision and arrived at the church late. As he walked in, he heard rock music playing and found that Rachel Jordan was singing "He's the Man" to the congregation. Ned became smitten with her and the song. After the service, Ned helped Rachel pack the Kovenant van and they got to know each other. Rachel asked Ned if he wanted to get a coffee with her, but Ned told her that he wasn't ready yet. Rachel Jordan then left to go on tour but told Ned that they could meet up again when she got back...

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