Snooze Alarm!/Quotes

Quotes

Comic Book Guy: To sleep, perchance to dream. But in teh sleep what dreams may come? To quoute Wolverine, "there's the rub, Bub!" Oh no! It appears I'm back in Elementary School wearing my Radioactive Man pajamas! A classic stress dream! But if this is a dram, that means that, like Radioactive Man, I can fly! Open that window, lad!

Ralph: Okay!

Comic Book Guy: Up and aatom!

Sound: Whump!

Comic Book Guy: Yaah! [MOAN!] This must not be my dream after all! But then who's could it be?

Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Mayor, I'll put a stop to thoese troubles with my... Jazz Squad! Bleeding Gums Murphy!

Bleeding Gums Murphy: Hey there!

Lisa: Bilie Holiday!

Billie Holiday: Hello!

Lisa: And Thelonious Monk!

Thelonious Monk: Greetings!

Mayor Quimby: Er... aren't they all dead?

Lisa: Isn't Marily Monroe?

Mayor Quimby: A fair point! Good luck!

Mr. Burns: Smithers!

Waylon Smithers: I'm here as always, Sir. Did someone do some-thing in your dream you'd like me to fire them for in real life?

Mr. Burns: Indeed! Do you heve you steno pad?

Waylon Smithers: You know I do.

Mr. Burns: There's Lenny, Carl, and some fat bald fellow...

Waylon Smithers: Mm-hm...

Principal Skinner: Okay, men, we're going to take the beach or die trying!

Lenny: I'm scared, Sergeant Skinner!

Principal Skinner: We all are, son!

Homer: I'm scared and hungry!

Carl: I need to use the bathroom!

Principal Skinner: I told you all to go before the war!

Carl: Sorry!

Principal Skinner: Once we cross the beach, we'll get to the motherland and defeat her once and for alla! Good luck!

Krusty: Hello, children, I just finished filling my tax returns. I forgot to collate the pages and the state has asked me to resumbit the forms in triplicate.

Ralph: He's talking crazy!

Bart: It's hilarious!

Crowd: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Krusty: I'm planing a trip to Maine this autumn, but I need to get my car serviced first. I think there's a problem with the alternator.

Crowd: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!