• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 32 News: The Directors of multiple episodes have been revealed
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
  • Welcome to Wikisimpsons!
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Snooze Alarm!/Quotes"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m
 
Line 1: Line 1:
{{TabQ}}
+
{{TabQ|nogags}}
  
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': To sleep, perchance to dream. But in teh sleep what dreams may come? To quoute Wolverine, "there's the rub, Bub!" Oh no! It appears I'm back in Elementary School wearing my Radioactive Man pajamas! A classic stress dream! But if this is a dram, that means that, like Radioactive Man, I can fly! Open that window, lad!
+
{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} To sleep, perchance to dream. But in teh sleep what dreams may come? To quoute Wolverine, "there's the rub, Bub!" Oh no! It appears I'm back in Elementary School wearing my Radioactive Man pajamas! A classic stress dream! But if this is a dram, that means that, like Radioactive Man, I can fly! Open that window, lad!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Okay!
+
{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} Okay!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Up and aatom!  
+
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Up and aatom!  
:'''Sound''': Whump!
+
{{qf|Sound}} Whump!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Yaah! [MOAN!] This must not be my dream after all! But then who's could it be?
+
{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Yaah! [MOAN!] This must not be my dream after all! But then who's could it be?
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Don't worry, Mr. Mayor, i'll put a stop to thoese troubles with my... Jazz Squad! Bleeding Gums Murphy!
+
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't worry, Mr. Mayor, i'll put a stop to thoese troubles with my... Jazz Squad! Bleeding Gums Murphy!
:'''[[Bleeding Gums Murphy ]]''': Hey there!
+
{{qf|[[Bleeding Gums Murphy]]}} Hey there!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bilie Holiday!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Bilie Holiday!
:'''[[Billie Holiday]]''': Hello!
+
{{qf|[[Billie Holiday]]}} Hello!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': And Thelonious Monk!
+
{{qf|Lisa}} And Thelonious Monk!
:'''[[Thelonious Monk]]''': Greetings!
+
{{qf|[[Thelonious Monk]]}} Greetings!
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]''': Er... aren't they all dead?
+
{{qf|[[Joe Quimby]]}} Er... aren't they all dead?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Isn't Marily Monroe?
+
{{qf|Lisa}} Isn't Marily Monroe?
:'''[[Joe Quimby]]''': A fair point! Good luck!
+
{{qf|Joe Quimby}} A fair point! Good luck!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Smithers!
+
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers!
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I'm here as always, Sir. Did someone do some-thing in your dream you'd like me to fire them for in real life?
+
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I'm here as always, Sir. Did someone do some-thing in your dream you'd like me to fire them for in real life?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Indeed! Do you heve you steno pad?
+
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Indeed! Do you heve you steno pad?
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': You know I do.
+
{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} You know I do.
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': There's Lenny, Carl, and some fat bald fellow...
+
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} There's Lenny, Carl, and some fat bald fellow...
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': Mm-hm...
+
{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} Mm-hm...
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Okay, men, we're going to take the beach or die trying!
+
{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} Okay, men, we're going to take the beach or die trying!
:'''[[Lenny]]''': I'm scared, Sergeant Skinner!
+
{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I'm scared, Sergeant Skinner!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': We all are, son!
+
{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} We all are, son!
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm scared and hungry!
+
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm scared and hungry!
:'''[[Carl]]''': I need to use the bathroom!
+
{{qf|[[Carl]]}} I need to use the bathroom!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I told you all to go before the war!
+
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} I told you all to go before the war!
:'''[[Carl]]''': Sorry!
+
{{qf|Carl}} Sorry!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Once we cross the beach, we'll get to the motherland and defeat her once and for alla! Good luck!
+
{{qf|Seymour Skinner}} Once we cross the beach, we'll get to the motherland and defeat her once and for alla! Good luck!
 
----
 
----
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hello, children, I just finished filling my tax returns. I forgot to collate the pages and the state has asked me to resumbit the forms in triplicate.
+
{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Hello, children, I just finished filling my tax returns. I forgot to collate the pages and the state has asked me to resumbit the forms in triplicate.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': He's talking crazy!
+
{{qf|Ralph}} He's talking crazy!
:'''[[Bart]]''': It's hilarious!
+
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's hilarious!
:'''Crowd''': Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
+
{{qf|Crowd}} Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
:'''[[Krusty]]''': I'm planing a trip to Maine this autumn, but I need to get my car serviced first. I think there's a problem with the alternator.
+
{{qf|Krusty}} I'm planing a trip to Maine this autumn, but I need to get my car serviced first. I think there's a problem with the alternator.
:'''Crowd''': Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
+
{{qf|Crowd}} Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Latest revision as of 11:56, August 2, 2020



Comic Book Guy: To sleep, perchance to dream. But in teh sleep what dreams may come? To quoute Wolverine, "there's the rub, Bub!" Oh no! It appears I'm back in Elementary School wearing my Radioactive Man pajamas! A classic stress dream! But if this is a dram, that means that, like Radioactive Man, I can fly! Open that window, lad!
Ralph: Okay!
Comic Book Guy: Up and aatom!
Sound: Whump!
Comic Book Guy: Yaah! [MOAN!] This must not be my dream after all! But then who's could it be?

Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Mayor, i'll put a stop to thoese troubles with my... Jazz Squad! Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Bleeding Gums Murphy: Hey there!
Lisa: Bilie Holiday!
Billie Holiday: Hello!
Lisa: And Thelonious Monk!
Thelonious Monk: Greetings!
Joe Quimby: Er... aren't they all dead?
Lisa: Isn't Marily Monroe?
Joe Quimby: A fair point! Good luck!

Mr. Burns: Smithers!
Waylon Smithers: I'm here as always, Sir. Did someone do some-thing in your dream you'd like me to fire them for in real life?
Mr. Burns: Indeed! Do you heve you steno pad?
Waylon Smithers: You know I do.
Mr. Burns: There's Lenny, Carl, and some fat bald fellow...
Waylon Smithers: Mm-hm...

Seymour Skinner: Okay, men, we're going to take the beach or die trying!
Lenny: I'm scared, Sergeant Skinner!
Seymour Skinner: We all are, son!
Homer: I'm scared and hungry!
Carl: I need to use the bathroom!
Seymour Skinner: I told you all to go before the war!
Carl: Sorry!
Seymour Skinner: Once we cross the beach, we'll get to the motherland and defeat her once and for alla! Good luck!

Krusty: Hello, children, I just finished filling my tax returns. I forgot to collate the pages and the state has asked me to resumbit the forms in triplicate.
Ralph: He's talking crazy!
Bart: It's hilarious!
Crowd: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Krusty: I'm planing a trip to Maine this autumn, but I need to get my car serviced first. I think there's a problem with the alternator.
Crowd: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!