Difference between revisions of "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Homer''': Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!! |
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| − | :'''Channel 6 TV | + | :'''[[Channel 6]] TV announcer''': You're watching Channel 6, [[Springfield]]'s home for [[Krusty the Clown]], now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else! |
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| − | :'''Marge''': There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's. |
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| − | :'''Professor John Frink''': (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air! | + | :'''[[Professor John Frink]]''': (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air! |
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| − | :'''Grampa''': (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before. | + | :'''[[Grampa]]''': (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before. |
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| − | :'''Lisa''': Krusty, I don't usually give advice to | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Krusty, I don't usually give advice to [[Republican]]s. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once. |
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| − | :'''Bart''': Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you! | + | :'''Bart''': [[Krusty]], I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you! |
:'''Krusty''': How could you vote? You're only 10! | :'''Krusty''': How could you vote? You're only 10! | ||
:'''Bart''': This is not about me, or how many times I voted. | :'''Bart''': This is not about me, or how many times I voted. | ||
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:'''Krusty''': I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre! | :'''Krusty''': I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre! | ||
:(the crowd gasps) | :(the crowd gasps) | ||
| − | :'''Bumblebee Man''': Ay yi yi! | + | :'''[[Bumblebee Man]]''': Ay yi yi! |
:'''Krusty''': What'd I say? What'd I say? | :'''Krusty''': What'd I say? What'd I say? | ||
:'''Bumblebee Man''': You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves! | :'''Bumblebee Man''': You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves! | ||
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:'''Krusty''': Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions? | :'''Krusty''': Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions? | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous? | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous? |
:'''Krusty''': Russian hooker. You tell me. | :'''Krusty''': Russian hooker. You tell me. | ||
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| − | :'''Kent Brockman''': This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate. | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent [[John Armstrong]]. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate. |
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| − | :'''Ralph''' [to Homer]: I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house. | + | :'''[[Ralph]]''' [to Homer]: I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house. |
| − | :'''Cookie Kwan''': It's a good deal. I advise you to take it. | + | :'''[[Cookie Kwan]]''': It's a good deal. I advise you to take it. |
:'''Homer''': Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal. | :'''Homer''': Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal. | ||
:'''Ralph''': I'm walking away. [walks away] | :'''Ralph''': I'm walking away. [walks away] | ||
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| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan. | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after [[Ronald Reagan]]. |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan... | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan... |
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Count Fudge-ula]]''': And my good friend [[Frankenstein]] is now Franken-reagan. Blah! |
:'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent! | :'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent! | ||
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{{Season 14 Q}} | {{Season 14 Q}} | ||
Revision as of 15:32, September 14, 2011
- Homer: Mmmmmm… promo. EEWWW!!! Fox!!!!
- Channel 6 TV announcer: You're watching Channel 6, Springfield's home for Krusty the Clown, now on 3 times a day. Because at Channel 6, we got nothin' else!
- Marge: There has to be a solution that pleases everyone, from ducks and trees to you's and me's.
- Professor John Frink: (pedalling a flying contraption in the air) If I stop pedalling, I'll die! But it still beats U.S. Air!
- Grampa: (moving across the floor on a toliet) I've had this dream before.
- Lisa: Krusty, I don't usually give advice to Republicans. But it would be nice to be on the winning side…for once.
- Bart: Krusty, I thought you'd make a difference, that's why I voted for you!
- Krusty: How could you vote? You're only 10!
- Bart: This is not about me, or how many times I voted.
- Krusty: I vow to reach out to the Latino community! (in Spanish) Voy a vomitar en la tomba de tu madre!
- (the crowd gasps)
- Bumblebee Man: Ay yi yi!
- Krusty: What'd I say? What'd I say?
- Bumblebee Man: You said you were going to vomit on their mothers' graves!
- Krusty: Oh! So that's why my maid quit.
- Krusty: I could even tell the FCC to take a hike. Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.(hands Bart a piece of paper)
- Bart: Aww! All the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
- Krusty: That's 2-ing 13 while she's 11-ing your 5.
- Bart: Can I keep this?
- Krusty: Sure, no 12 off my ass.
- Homer: I guess there's only one way out of our problems: a murder-suicide pact.
- Marge: How can you say that?
- Homer: It's just an expression, Marge.
- Krusty: Are you guys any good at covering up youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
- Mr. Burns: Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
- Krusty: Russian hooker. You tell me.
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, with a special live report from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong. How can I prove we're live? Penis! Now here's the candidate.
- Ralph [to Homer]: I'll give you a milk and 3 crayons for your house.
- Cookie Kwan: It's a good deal. I advise you to take it.
- Homer: Make it a chocolate milk and you got a deal.
- Ralph: I'm walking away. [walks away]
- Mr. Burns: Welcome, fellow Republicans. To start with the old business, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts to rename everything after Ronald Reagan.
- Dr. Hibbert: All Millard Fillmore schools are now Ronald Reagans, the Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan...
- Count Fudge-ula: And my good friend Frankenstein is now Franken-reagan. Blah!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent!
