Moonshine Drinkers

Moonshine Drinkers is a song sung by Cletus's children in the episode "Yokel Chords". It is a parody of the song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" from the musical The Sound of Music. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part of the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Whitney Spuckler:

I have eight teeth goin' on seven teeth.

Jitney Spuckler:

I have a curvy spine.

Dubya Spuckler:

We live on landfill...

Crystal Meth Spuckler:

And feast on roadkill...

Birthday Spuckler:

While we all drink moonshine.

(whistling)