Kwik-E-Mart
Kwik-E-Mart
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The Kwik-E-Mart is a convenience store in Springfield managed by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. The Kwik-E-Mart isn't all that conveniant of a store with Apu gorging the customers for all they've got. It sells the standard convenience store fare at extraordinarily high prices, such as milk for $12 or Valentine's day chocolates for $100 and including the always popular frozen soft drink Squishee. There is only one other store in Springfield called Monster Mart. Once during a holdup, Apu refused to give a customer change to call the police from a payphone. Instead, Apu directed the customer to the cheapest item in the store: a 6 oz bag of Chippos potato chips at $5.99.[citation needed]
The Kwik-E-Mart has also been known to sell faulty, dirty and expired merchandise, while legal to sell items that have been damaged or close to experation it 'is' illegal to sell it if it has already expired, especially if you don't tell the customer it is as such as Apu does not.[1][2]
History
The Kwik-E-Mart chain was started somewhere in the Himalayas, where the world's first convenience store still stands on a mountain peak, an ironically inconvenient location. Visiting pilgrims are allowed to ask three questions of the resident all-knowing guru (except safe combinations). Apu's visit was spoiled by Homer's three questions, "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?", "Really?" and "You?", and Apu said No its Burns [3]
Apu was fired from his job after Homer Simpson contracted food poisoned from the Kwik-E-Mart's spoiled meat. Apu was replaced by actor James Woods who was studying to be a convenience store clerk for a role in an upcoming movie. Apu was re-hired a short time later, after he foiled a robbery attempt at the Kwik-E-Mart and saved James Woods' life. Apu was shot during the attempted robbery. Later, it was retconned that Apu owned the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu has also stated that the parent corporation of his store is "Nordine Defense Dynamics," when he is commenting on the prosecution of Marge for shoplifting.[4]
Apu is hailed as a legend in the realm of Kwik-E-Mart employment for working a shift for over ninety-six hours. During the shift he experienced a hallucination in which he thought he was a hummingbird and tried to drink nectar out of his brother Sanjay's head.[5]
Apu once installed sixteen gas pumps in the parking lot on the Kwik-E-Mart to compete with a rival store, the Gas'N'Gulp. However, a round of redirected mortar shells from Fort Springfield promptly ruined his hard work. The store itself also appeared to be destroyed: the "K" in the store's name landed on the fort grounds moments later.[6] However, a later episode showed gas pumps at the Kwik-E-Mart.[7]
The Springfield location has not been immune to the concept of showmanship as a marketing technique. When retiree Jasper Beardley decided to freeze himself in the store's freezers as a low budget form of cryopreservation for an indefinite future, Apu transformed the store into the "Freak-E-Mart", of which Jasper, marketed as "Frostillicus", was the main attraction. When Jasper thawed, thus ending the viability of the project, Apu decided to institute a clothing optional policy, briefly rechristening the store as the "Nude-E-Mart".[8]
The Kwik-E-Mart also includes a Utopian garden on its roof; Paul and Linda McCartney often relax there. The garden is accessed through the refrigerator labeled "Non-Alcoholic Beer". When Lisa asks what Apu does when somebody wants to purchase some, he replies, "You know, it's never come up." In accordance with Apu's vegetarian philosophy, all hot dogs at the Springfield location are actually made of tofu. No customer, Apu claims, has ever noticed any difference. Although given the average Springfielder they would most likely react violently if they were told.[9]
Despite generally being a good-natured and friendly individual, Apu often exhibits a ruthless, capitalist streak. He has caressed his cigarette machine in gratitude for not dispensing its products after taking a customer's money.[10] His catchphrase after a purchase is always, "Thank you, come again!" Even after dealing with a difficult customer—Homer—he states, "Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again!"[11]
After the town of Springfield fined Mr. Burns $3 million for illegally dumping toxic waste, a town meeting was held to discuss how to spend it. Apu suggested spending some of it on hiring more police officers, as he had been shot eight times that year and nearly missed work. Chief Wiggum responded, "Crybaby."[12]
In Ohio, the Kwik-E-Mart is known as the "Stop-O-Mart".[13] Shelbyville has a store called Speed-E-Mart, an obvious Shelbyville antithesis to the Kwik-E-Mart.[14]
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