In Marge We Trust/Quotes
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- Reverend Lovejoy: [putting letters on the church bulletin board. He talks to Marge] Can you believe this? They give you five Q's and only two U's. What a world!
- Agnes: Seymour, I'm tired. Tell them we're going next.
- Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, Mother.
- Agnes: And you never will be!
- Lovejoy: The Lord will hear your lamentations and bring solace to your ills.
- Moe: The Lord or Marge Simpson!
- Lenny: Amen to that!
- Lovejoy: Um, could we please NOT yell out things in the church.
- Akira: [reading the Mr. Sparkle box] He identifies himself as "a magnet for foodstuffs." He boasts that he will "banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts."
- [Homer falls asleep during Lovejoy's sermon and smacks his head]
- Homer: DAMN IT!
- Lovejoy: Well, I seem to have lost my place... so I'll start over.
- Moe: Aw, for the love of crumb cake!
- Lovejoy: Our sermon today is on constancy.
- [Ned Flanders calls Reverend Lovejoy with an "emergency."]
- Ned: I think I swallowed a toothpick!
- Kearney: I'm sleepy. Let's go to school.
- Marge: You've got to get him out of there.
- Zookeeper: Jeez, I'd like to, but if they don't kill the intruder, it's really bad for their society.
- Bart: They're going to kill him?
- Zookeeper: Eventually. First, they'll eat his skin.
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