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Family Therapy/Quotes

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Shorts season 3 Short Quotes
44 "Bart of the Jungle"
45
"Family Therapy"
"Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion)" 47


Bart: Family therapy? What the hell is this?
Lisa: You said we were going out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
Homer: Well, I lied.

Homer: We never laugh any more, doc.
Lisa: You can say that again.
Bart: [with a mouthful of mints] When Homer's right, he's right.
Lisa: For once, the old man's correct-aroni.
Homer: Shut up!

B. F. Sherwood: Don't you think you've had enough mints, son?
Bart: I ain't leaving 'til that bowl's empty.
Homer: Put those mints back, boy.
[Bart spits the mints back into the bowl]
B. F. Sherwood: Good lord, you little slob, you ruined the whole bowl.
Lisa: Don't talk to my brother like that, you big oaf. [kicks Sherwood]
B. F. Sherwood: Why you little borderline psychotic-
Homer: No one talks to my daughter like that.
Shorts Season 3 Quotes
Shut Up Simpsons The Shell Game The Bart Simpson Show Punching Bag Simpson Christmas The Krusty the Clown Show Bart the Hero Bart's Little Fantasy Scary Movie Home Hypnotism Shoplifting Echo Canyon Bathtime Bart's Nightmare Bart of the Jungle Family Therapy Maggie in Peril (Chapter One)* Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion) TV Simpsons