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:'''[[Bart]]:''' So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage of Joshua Logan's ''[[Paint Your Wagon]]''. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage of Joshua Logan's ''[[Paint Your Wagon]]''. | ||
:'''Homer:''' With blood, I bet! | :'''Homer:''' With blood, I bet! | ||
| − | + | (puts on tape) | |
:'''Man:''' Hey, that's a pretty sorry-lookin' wagon you got there, mister. | :'''Man:''' Hey, that's a pretty sorry-lookin' wagon you got there, mister. | ||
:'''Clint Eastwood:''' I reckon it could use a... coat of paint. | :'''Clint Eastwood:''' I reckon it could use a... coat of paint. | ||
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:''(Music starts and the man and outlaw begin dancing)'' | :''(Music starts and the man and outlaw begin dancing)'' | ||
:'''Clint Eastwood and Man:''' ''(singing)'' Gonna paint our wagon. Gonna paint it good. We ain't braggin'. We're gonna coat that wood! | :'''Clint Eastwood and Man:''' ''(singing)'' Gonna paint our wagon. Gonna paint it good. We ain't braggin'. We're gonna coat that wood! | ||
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:'''Homer:''' They're singing! They're singing, Marge! Why aren't they killing each other? | :'''Homer:''' They're singing! They're singing, Marge! Why aren't they killing each other? | ||
:''(Homer sees something on-screen)'' | :''(Homer sees something on-screen)'' | ||
:'''Homer:''' Wait, wait, wait! Here comes Lee Marvin! Thank [[God]]! He's always drunk and violent! | :'''Homer:''' Wait, wait, wait! Here comes Lee Marvin! Thank [[God]]! He's always drunk and violent! | ||
| − | + | (he isn't this time) | |
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:'''Marge:''' Who knew that Lee Marvin could do such marvelous splits? | :'''Marge:''' Who knew that Lee Marvin could do such marvelous splits? | ||
:'''Lisa:''' He's dreamy. | :'''Lisa:''' He's dreamy. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing? | :'''Homer:''' Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing? | ||
:'''Marge:''' I thought it was toe-tapping fun. | :'''Marge:''' I thought it was toe-tapping fun. | ||
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:'''Bart:''' ''(singing)'' And it really does blow! | :'''Bart:''' ''(singing)'' And it really does blow! | ||
:'''Simpsons:''' ''(singing)'' When a long-running series does a cheesy clip show! | :'''Simpsons:''' ''(singing)'' When a long-running series does a cheesy clip show! | ||
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:'''Snake:''' ''(singing)'' I'm back to commit felonious assault. Because your infernal singing just would not halt! | :'''Snake:''' ''(singing)'' I'm back to commit felonious assault. Because your infernal singing just would not halt! | ||
| − | :'''Marge:''' Actually, we're done. | + | :'''Marge:(spoken)''' Actually, we're done. |
| − | :'''Bart:''' Done, done. | + | :'''Bart:(from now on, all spoken)''' Done, done. |
:'''Marge:''' And not a moment too soon. | :'''Marge:''' And not a moment too soon. | ||
:'''Snake:''' Oh, okay then. Well, then I got no beef with you. | :'''Snake:''' Oh, okay then. Well, then I got no beef with you. | ||
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- Marge: We got the popcorn! Did you get Waiting to Exhale?
- Homer: Well, they put us on the Waiting to Exhale waiting list, but they said don't hold yer breath.
- (Homer walks into the living room)
- Lisa: Did you get Emma? Did you get Emma? Didja, didja, didja, huh?
- Homer: Whoa, whoa. Calm down, little lady. Take it easy, take it easy, heh, heh. No.
- Marge: What did you get?
- Homer: Something very close, exactly along those lines. A Clint Eastwood-Lee Marvin shoot-'em-up Western!
- (Lisa and Marge share an annoyed murmur. Bart puts a tape in the VCR.)
- Bart: So prepare yourself for the bloody mayhem and unholy carnage of Joshua Logan's Paint Your Wagon.
- Homer: With blood, I bet!
(puts on tape)
- Man: Hey, that's a pretty sorry-lookin' wagon you got there, mister.
- Clint Eastwood: I reckon it could use a... coat of paint.
- Man: (calling out happily) Well, what are we waitin' for?
- (Music starts and the man and outlaw begin dancing)
- Clint Eastwood and Man: (singing) Gonna paint our wagon. Gonna paint it good. We ain't braggin'. We're gonna coat that wood!
- Homer: They're singing! They're singing, Marge! Why aren't they killing each other?
- (Homer sees something on-screen)
- Homer: Wait, wait, wait! Here comes Lee Marvin! Thank God! He's always drunk and violent!
(he isn't this time)
- Marge: Who knew that Lee Marvin could do such marvelous splits?
- Lisa: He's dreamy.
- Homer: Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?
- Marge: I thought it was toe-tapping fun.
- Homer: Singing is the lowest form of communication.
- Marge: Homer, you sing all the time.
- Homer: No I don't. I hate to rhyme.
- (music starts and the family starts to sing)
- Lisa: You like musicals... don't you, dad?
- Homer: No, I don't. I think they're bad! They're fake, and phony, and totally wrong!
- Bart: Wake up dad, you're singing a song!
- Homer: I wouldn't, I couldn't, I hate that stuff!
- Marge: Now, Homer, listen, I've had enough! In our family videos, we have plainly seen, you're a singing, dancing, entertainment machine.
- Bart: (singing) Mom was right, you're singing's a sin. You're a Les Misera-blay as Lee Marvi-Ahh!
- (Homer starts to strangle Bart)
- Marge: (singing) Sure, your dad singing could make your hair curl. But you, too, Bart, have sung and danced like a girl.
- Bart: Eep.
- Lisa: (singing) That was pretty bad, Bart, but it could have been worse. You could have been carrying a sequined purse!
- Bart: (singing) I hate to dance, and prance, and sing. That's really more of a Milhouse thing!
- Marge: (singing) I think you move like a young Baryshinikov!
- (Snake jumps in through the window and points a shotgun at the family)
- Snake: (singing) Ha, nobody move, or I'll blow your heads off!
- (Snake holds the family at gunpoint)
- Marge: (singing) It's a desperate criminal, on the run from the law. Please, spare my children...
- Homer: (singing) And their debt-trousered pa!
- Snake: (singing) A singing family! it's worse than I feared. For hostage purposes, you're just too weird! (spoken) Bye!
- (Snake jumps back in through the window)
- Snake: (singing) Because of you all, I got a tune in my head. And the only way to stop it is to make you all dead!
- Homer: Ugh, I knew I should have shut that window.
- Homer: (singing) All right, Marge! You've convinced me there are more terrible things than musical comedies where everyone sings!
- (Lisa, Maggie and Bart form a kick line)
- Lisa: (singing) There is something worse!
- Bart: (singing) And it really does blow!
- Simpsons: (singing) When a long-running series does a cheesy clip show!
- Snake: (singing) I'm back to commit felonious assault. Because your infernal singing just would not halt!
- Marge:(spoken) Actually, we're done.
- Bart:(from now on, all spoken) Done, done.
- Marge: And not a moment too soon.
- Snake: Oh, okay then. Well, then I got no beef with you.
- (he jumps out the window)
