The Ballad of Cylinder Head

"The Ballad of Cylinder Head"

Song Information Singers: Zooey Deschanel Nancy Cartwright Characters: Mary Spuckler Bart Simpson Length: 0:45 Writer(s): Lyrics: Tim Long Music: Zooey Deschanel Appearance(s): "Moonshine River"

"The Ballad of Cylinder Head" is a song sung by Mary Spuckler to Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

Mary Spuckler:

A boy I knew turned up again,

I kinda liked him way back when,

Chased him 'round the livestock pen-

Bart Simpson:

Rollin' on my skateboard, Pimpin' like a drug lord.

Mary Spuckler:

Well I'm on the cusp of womanhood,

And I like a boy that ain't no good.

At nothing, 'cept making me smile,

That's Bart.

I thought my old ways I had shed,

But I sure missed his cylinder head.

Now that boy is a-come to me, oh yes.

B-A-R, now where's that "T"?

Where is it? I don't know.

Oh, that's Bart!

Appearances

• Episode – "Moonshine River"

Season 24 songs
"The Ballad of Cylinder Head" • "Two-Step Heart (AKA "Ticker Beats Quicker")‎" • "Home Is Where the Bart Is" • "Spuckler Bossa Nova" • "Ode to Forgiveness" • "High to Be Loathed" • "Four Best Friends" • "Sassy Madison Theme Song" • "Sassy Madison Train Tag"