| Magic Mustache
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Magic Mustache is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires Greystash to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark
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Fear not, citizens of this small town! I, Greystash, will protect you from evil!
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Why are you talking like that, Homer?
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Ya, Homer, I thought you hated all that magic mumbo-jumbo. But judging from yer outfit, you went full-blown bandwagon now.
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Who's Homer? Is he your plane's grand sorcerer?
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Hey Lenny, hey Carl, hey Moe. Who's the guy with the goofball beard?
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How ya doin', Presto-Chango? I'm Homer.
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| Task: "Make Greystash Have a Beer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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Homer, based on what I've heard, I believe that we are in fact the same person. But also, not the same person.
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Please don't blow my mind with talk before I blow my mind with beer.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark
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What I'm saying is, we both have the same body. But, how we arrived to who we are now, completely different paths.
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So you're future me? Then I will speak to you in future talk. Gleep-glorp-gleep.
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No. Did you pay attention to anything I just said? We come from completely different parents.
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I'll trade you my dad for yours.
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I don't need to be from the future to know that's a bad deal.
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Then at least give me some wizard skills like you.
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| Task: "Make Greystash Answer So Many Questions". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
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I don't know if you can grow a mustache like mine. I'm not even sure you have a beard right now!
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You've heard of a five o'clock shadow? This is a full eclipse of my face!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark
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So why can't I do any of the amazingly magical things you do?
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Especially your ability to grow that impressive cookie-duster of a mustache! *whimpers* I've lost so many cookie crumbs in my life.
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This moustache is the key to all my powers. Shall I demonstrate?
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| Task: "Make Greystash Cast Mustache Magic". The job takes 4 hours.
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It flows so gracefully in the wind. So majestic! So magnificent! I can't look away.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Greystash's exclamation mark
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So, you've got a mystical beast problem? Those are the worst. This is going to take some extra mustache wax.
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You'll help us? That's great! Hop on a broom, I'll take you to them!
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Sorry, I don't do brooms anymore. Now that they have breathalyzers onboard.
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You are SO much like my father.
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Don't worry. I have my own means of transportation.
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| Task: "Make Greystash Try Air Phoenix". The job takes 8 hours.
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On second thought, I'll just hoof it.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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