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Milhouse Van Houten: Whoa, Bart! It's Principal Skinner's mom!
Bart: Don't worry, Milhouse! By the look on her face, I bet she's just here to make sure her little sonny boy, Seymour, is wearing clean underwear.
Agnes Skinner: [thinking] That ungrateful son of mine had better be wearing clean underwear!

Rod Flanders: I'm Jesus Christ, our lord and savior! [putting on a voice] Go away, little brother! It's my turn to be Jesus!
Todd Flanders: [putting on a voice] Daddy, Rod is using his holier-than-me voice again!
Rod and Todd: Smite him, daddy!

Ralph Wiggum: Paste is my favorite food group!

Nelson Muntz: I'm supposed to be Nelson Mandela! Hey, I thought that if we both had the same first name, we'd probably have a lot in common, right? Now they're tellin' me that he's a "man of peace"!

Otto Mann: Whoa, these are some awesome munchies, man!
Lunchlady Dora: That's probably because I didn't have a thing to do with making them!