How Low Will You Go?
How Low Will You Go? is a contest in Springfield sponsored by Grandma Plopwell's Pudding.
History
The show was hosted by Bill and Marty and broadcast on KBBL. The first prize was a free trip to Hartford, Connecticut even though they said Hawaii in the commercial, but Bill and Marty denied it. Krusty, Rainer Wolfcastle and Madeleine Albright were the judges. The winner was the one who did the stupidest thing in Springfield. Lisa was forced by Marge to watch the show and was very disgusted, because it showed how dumb the town is, especially with participants like Bart swallowing various objects and Homer singing while dressed in a suit made of popcorn kernels and popping them with hair dryers. The judges revealed the winners: themselves, for watching the contestants make spectacles of themselves. The participants revolted and started a riot. Homer stole the second prize, a free boudoir photography session.