Spuckler Bossa Nova

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Song Information Singers: Zooey Deschanel Characters: Mary Spuckler Writer(s): Music: Zooey Deschanel Lyrics: Tim Long Appearance(s): "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"

"Spuckler Bossa Nova" is a song by Mary Spuckler.

Lyrics

Mary Spuckler:

I broke up with a fella

But I ain't grieving

He was much too proud

Of underachieving

I can't believe I liked him

I must have been blind

He wasn't so smart or handsome

Or kind

Every moment with that boy

Was totally horrid

And I can't even tell where his hair meets his forehead

Bart:

Why did I buy her that rhyming dictionary?

Mary Spuckler:

My eyes are wide open

Now I see his warts

I wish him well, down in hell

Where he'll eat his own shorts.

Mary Spuckler:

It just poured out of me like venom from a snake.

Appearances

• Episode – "Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing"

Season 24 songs
"The Ballad of Cylinder Head" • "Two-Step Heart (AKA "Ticker Beats Quicker")‎" • "Home Is Where the Bart Is" • "Spuckler Bossa Nova" • "Ode to Forgiveness" • "High to Be Loathed" • "Four Best Friends" • "Sassy Madison Theme Song" • "Sassy Madison Train Tag"