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Adults/Kids

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Adults/Kids is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults to conclude the episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"

Lyrics

Kids: Adults!
Adults: Kids!
Kids: Adults!
Adults: Kids!
Kids: Adults!
Reverend Lovejoy: Kid's! You've had your fun now we've had our fill!
Homer: Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!
Chief Wiggum: Kid's! Your all just scandalizing, vandalising punks!
Krusty: Channel hoppin', rivin' poppin' monkeys! But please don't quit the fan club.
Marge: Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
Edna Krabappel: Kids! You've bumbed my smokes and don't say thank you!
Rod and Todd Flanders: Why can't you be like we are?
Adults: Oh what a bunch of brats!
Moe: We oughta drown you just like cats!
Bart: Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!
Nelson: Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
Lisa: Adults, your such a drooling, snoring, boozing, boring bunch! Surley mennie, Three-martini lunchers!
Ralph: I just ate a thumb tack.
Milhouse: Adults, there always telling us to-
Grampa grabs Milhouse
Grampa: SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!
Jasper: Eh, were fed up with all you whipersnaps.
A group of seniors show up
Seniors: Were trying to get some sleep here, it's almost six fifteen. What's the matter with-
Adults: Don't you treat us like-
Kids: Can't you just lay off-
Seniors: We're sick of all of you-
All: Kiiiiids tooooday!