Any Minute Now

Any Minute Now is a song performed by the Vamp (played by Marge), Shady (played by Homer) and other people.

Lyrics

The Vamp:

I haven't seen Shady in weeks.

Any minute now,

He'll scamper through that doggie door.

Shady:

Any minute now,

I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.

Barney, Moe, Lenny, and Carl:

Any minute now,

You'll be stuck with her brood.

Patty and Selma:

Any minute now,

This pooch will know she's screwed.

The Vamp:

My hearts tells me to trust him.

Patty and Selma:

But your head knows he's a hound.

Shady:

I want to do the right thing.

Moe:

Come on! With all this high class tail around?

(Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly)

Fleas':

Any minute now,

Our girl will make a brand new start.

Patty and Selma:

Yes!

The Vamp:

Any minute now,

I won't care that broke my heart.

Shady and the Vamp:

Any minute now.

The music was written by Don Payne and Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Payne.