Any Minute Now

"Any Minute Now"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Hank Azaria Harry Shearer Characters: Shady The Vamp Moe Dog Barflies Upper-class fleas Siamese Cats Length: 1:02 Writer(s): Music: Don Payne and Alf Clausen Lyrics: Don Payne Appearance(s): "Love, Springfieldian Style"

"Any Minute Now" sung mainly by Shady and the Vamp.

Lyrics

The Vamp:

I haven't seen Shady in weeks.

Any minute now,

He'll scamper through that doggie door.

Shady:

Any minute now,

I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.

Barney, Moe Dog, Lenny, and Carl:

Any minute now,

You'll be stuck with her brood.

Patty and Selma:

Any minute now,

This pooch will know she's screwed.

The Vamp:

My hearts tells me to trust him.

Patty and Selma:

But your head knows he's a hound.

Shady:

I want to do the right thing.

Moe:

Come on! With all this high class tail around?

[Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly]

Fleas:

Any minute now,

Our girl will make a brand new start.

Patty and Selma:

Yes!

The Vamp:

Any minute now,

I won't care that broke my heart.

Shady and the Vamp:

Any minute now.

Behind the Laughter

"Any Minute Now" used to have a rap in the middle of it. It was removed as most of the writers didn't believe it lived up to the quality of the rest of the song. Al Jean believes that "Any Minute Now" would have been cut if they had a screening with the writers.

Appearances

• Episode – "Love, Springfieldian Style" (Shady and the Vamp)