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Murder on the Monorail Express!/Quotes
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- Mrs. Vanderbilt: They say they've made the monorail much fancier!
- Moe: Yeah, I her it's classier than the Queen's underpants!
- Cletus: It's so swank, I'm gonna kick myself offa it! Git out, ya' filthy bumpkin!
- Cletus: I...er...ah.. declare this Monorail officially re-opened! And to make sure nothing goes wrong this time, we are banning bad luck Homer Simpson from ever riding on it!
- Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart!
- Bart: Aaaah! Sideshow Bob!
- Clancy Wiggum: Don't worry about old Sideshow Bob, here. We're handcuffed together! I'm taking him to his parole hearing downton. The monorail is the fastest way there!
- Clancy Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has been murdered!
- Krusty: He's deader than Fidget Spinner jokes!
- Moe: If an improv company comes out now to start a murder mystery show, I swerar...
- Snake: Like, who could have done it?
- Homercule Poisson: Don't worry, i'll solve the murder, or my name's not Columbo!
- Bart: It's Poisson!
- Homercule Poisson: Poison, huh? We're goff to a good start!
- Homercule Poisson: Hey! Where's Sideshow Bob's body?
- Ned Flanders: The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!