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Murder on the Monorail Express!/Quotes

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Mrs. Vanderbilt: They say they've made the monorail much fancier!
Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I her it's classier than the Queen's underpants!
Cletus Spuckler: It's so swank, I'm gonna kick myself offa it! Git out, ya' filthy bumpkin!
Cletus: I...er...ah.. declare this Monorail officially re-opened! And to make sure nothing goes wrong this time, we are banning bad luck Homer Simpson from ever riding on it!

Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart!
Bart: Aaaah! Sideshow Bob!
Chief Wiggum: Don't worry about old Sideshow Bob, here. We're handcuffed together! I'm taking him to his parole hearing downton. The monorail is the fastest way there!

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has been murdered!
Krusty the Clown: He's deader than Fidget Spinner jokes!
Moe Szyslak: If an improv company comes out now to start a murder mystery show, I swerar...
Snake Jailbird: Like, who could have done it?

Homercule Poisson: Don't worry, i'll solve the murder, or my name's not Columbo!
Bart: It's Poisson!
Homercule Poisson: Poison, huh? We're goff to a good start!

Homercule Poisson: Hey! Where's Sideshow Bob's body?
Ned Flanders: The Police took it when they solved the crime yesterday. Have you been here all night thinking? Your brain certainlly is a slowpoke-arino sometimes, neighbor!