Bored Walk/Quotes
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- Marge: Bart! What on Earth are you doing?
- Bart: Nothing much. Summer bites big time.
- Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
- Bart: I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem.
- Rod: Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us?
- Todd: We're playing "good samaritan."
- Bart: Sure!
- Bart (thinking): This might be good for a laugh.
- Rod: Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds.
- Bart: Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy?
- Todd: Unclean! Unclean!
- Rod: Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!
- [Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]
- Jimbo: Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
- Nelson: Haw haw!
- Kearney: You stink!
- Dolph: Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!
- [The other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]
- Dolph: What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.
- Bart: I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!
- Apu: Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner.
- Sounds: PUNT!
