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Bored Walk/Quotes

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Marge: Bart! What on Earth are you doing?
Bart: Nothing much. Summer bites big time.
Marge: Why don't you go play with Milhouse?
Bart: I can't. His parents sent him to some stupid camp to help build up his self-esteem.

Rod Flanders: Hi, Bart! Do you want to play with us?
Todd Flanders: We're playing "good samaritan."
Bart: Sure!
Bart: [thinking] This might be good for a laugh.
Rod: Just lie on the ground, and Todd and I will tend to your wounds.
Bart: Okay, but did i mention... I have leprosy?
Todd: Unclean! Unclean!
Rod: Repent, vile sinner and leave our camp until thou art healed!

[Bart's attempt at a skateboarding stunt results in a spectacular wipeout, leaving him battered and bruised.]
Jimbo Jones: Hey, Simpson! You should try some baby tricks first!
Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: You stink!
Dolph Shapiro: Next time, don't forget to wear a helmet!
[the other bullies stare quizzically at Dolph.]
Dolph: What?! Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety.

Bart: I'll have one Buzz Cola super-Sizee Supoer-Squishee, my good man! And now for a little Kwik-E Cool down! Aaah...! That hits the spot!
Apu: Bart Simpson, please find another place to cool your jets. The Kwik-E-Mart is not your personal air conditioner.
Sound: PUNT!

Ralph Wiggum: Wheee!
Bart: Whoa! What's going on here? Ralph?
Ralph: I'm a slippery seal! Bark! Bark!
Bart: Ha ha ha!