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The Seven-Beer Snitch[edit]
Shelbyville Merchandise Mile[edit]
Shelbyville Merchandise Mile is a shopping centre in Shelbyville. It also has a theater district. One of the stores is Rich & Tall Men's Store.
Theaters:
- Lyric
- Olympic
- Bijou
Plays:
- Equus - starring Sideshow Mell at Palace
- Gay, Gay, Gay - starring 3 Dollar Bills
- Song of Shelbyville - Grand
Springfield Cultural Activities Board[edit]
Springfield Cultural Activities Board is the cultural activities board in Springfield. Marge is the president of the activities board. Moe only comes to the meetings for the free water. They decided to hire architect Frank Gehry to build a concert hall so Springfield would look better than Shelbyville.
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The Montgomery Burns State Prison[edit]
The Montgomery Burns State Prison is a prison in Springfield that was once the Springfield Concert Hall. Homer and Otto employed for work there. Otto switched urine samples with Homer because his urine sample had drugs in it. Homer went there once for illegally transporting litter. During his time at the prison, Homer was a snitch. Homer's cell was on the third floor. Marge once got into the prison to see Homer because she was the president of the cultural activities board and she was given a key to the concert hall. One of the prison guards killed his own father. All the prisoners were put on a garbage barge, as ordered by Governor Mary Bailey.
Beethoven[edit]
Beethoven is a movie. Carl thought that the music the Springfield Philharmonic would play at the Springfield Concert Hall would be the soundtrack to the movie.
Binge and Purr[edit]
Binge and Purr is cat food. Lisa fed Snowball V the cat food because it is low-fat. Lisa was surprised that Snowball V was fat because they fed them the cat food. She later found out that Snowball V had another family, who called the cat "Smokey".
Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes[edit]
Loony Laws, Silly Statutes and Wacky War Crimes is a book. Chief Wiggum enforced some of the laws in it because the Montgomery Burns State Prison needed to be filled. One of the laws from 1834 is that a man must not be hatless during daylight hours. Homer went to the prison due to the 1911 law that five kicks of the same can shall be considered illegally transporting litter. Another law is that you must not tie an alligator to a fire-hydrant.
Dexter family[edit]
The Dexter family live on Evergreen Terrace. The family consists of one mother and two children - one boy and one girl. Snowball V went to the Dexters' house often - they were Snowball's other family.
Montgomery Warden[edit]
Montgomery Warden is a book that is in the Montgomery Burns State Prison library. Homer read it when Snake told Homer that there was a break out that night at the prison.
Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace[edit]
Woodrow Wilson, Man of Peace is a book that is in the Montgomery Burns State Prison library.
Itchy & Scratchy's Greatest Masterpieces, Volume XI[edit]
Itchy & Scratchy's Greatest Masterpieces, Volume XI is a collection of Itchy & Scratchy's greatest masterpieces.
In the collection is:
- "Bright Lights, Dead Kitty"
- "Bosom Bloodies"
- "The Dyin' King"
- "The Secret Death of Walter Kitty"
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Days of Future Future
Cretaceous Park[edit]
Cretaceous Park
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Cretaceous Park is a zoo/stunt show park which showcases Cretaceous dinosaurs/creatures. Bart and Nelson work there, 30 years in the future.
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Zombie Rescue Mission[edit]
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Zombie Rescue Mission is a rescue mission for those infected with zombie-ism, 30 years into the future. Lisa regularly attends there and serves (?). Milhouse was once bitten there by a zombie when he incensed one.
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Hard Lad[edit]
Hard Lad is a nightclub that Lard Lad Donuts was turned into,
Adult Skateboards[edit]
Adult Skateboards is a stall, which proclaims "". Bart once bought a skateboard there when he was trying to get over his second, albeit during a dream, break-up with Jenda.
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Santa's Little Hybrid[edit]
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Santa's Little Hybrid is a hyrid between a dog, a cat, and an unknown creature that can talk humanistic.
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Homer's clones (Days of Future Future)[edit]
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When Homer died after trying to climb the stairs at his house, Professor Frink made 126 clones of Homer, when in (?) he ran out of clones and instead implanted Homer's brain, which was on a USB, into a television. Bart got a robot body for Homer and implanted him into it. Bart put his robot head in a fish tank, and the robot body was ordered to go to Moe's, where it drank beer straight out of the tap. Bart's sons then set the robot body on fire. Homer was put back into the television and then got upgraded to a golden robot body.
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Goody Gobble[edit]
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Goody Gobble is a video game. When Homer's brain was implanted into a television using a USB, he played Goody Gobble, but when he got too full of all the candy falling that he had to catch, he asked Marge to reboot him, but she declined and sent him to Bart. He was rebooted sometime afterwards. Homer ate Marge once when Marge went into the television and played Goody Gobble.
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Costlo[edit]
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Costlo
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Costlo is a supermarket. It sells Bulk Popcorn.
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Homer clones (Days of Future Future)|Homer # once used a pile of all the previous Homer clones, now deceased, to climb up to a shelf which displayed Bulk Popcorn. Homer # lost his balance and fell to his death.
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Moving On[edit]
The Real Housewives of Venus[edit]
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The Real Housewives of Venus is a television show focusing on a select group of housewives from the planet Venus. Bart once taped it over Homer when the latter's brain was implanted on a USB.
