Into the Woods/Quotes
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- [Bart, Lisa and Milhouse arrive at Kamp Krusty.]
- Lisa: Oh boy! How I love being close to all this nature! It just seems so ... natural!
- Bart: Ah! Kamp Krusty! All this fresh air is really gonna provide an uptick in my usual level of tomfoolery! I can't wait to explore every inch of this place!
- Milhouse: [rummaging through his backpack] I hope my mom packed my allergy medicine.
- [Martin comes out and greets the trio.]
- Martin: Lisa! Delighted to have you here! I'm staging a musical pageant that chronicles the adventures of the pioneers who settled the untamed wild of the Old West. I could really use your help!
- Lisa: Of course! Who doesn't love a historical pageant?!
- Bart: You got my vote. I doesn't.
- Lisa: [ignoring Bart] Tell me all about it, Martin!
- Martin: I've woven a rich tapestry of triumph and travails inspired bu the brutal hardships these brave souls endured.
- Bart: Oh, boo hoo! Some old dudes had "hardships". Who cares?!
- Martin: I care, Bart. I care enough to write a musical review that showcases their heroic struggle!
- Lisa: It sounds fascinating, Martin! You know, the Donner Party got lost on their way to California and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive!
- Bart: Were they too cheap to install GPS on their Conestoga wagons?
- Milhouse: Good one, Bart!
- Lisa: Don't pay any attention to them, Martin. They think "the Old West" is an actor who played Batman on TV. [gives Bart a dirty look] Get lost, Bart!
- Martin: Now, now, Lisa. One must never stoop to the level of the Philistines.
- Bart: C'mon, Milhouse. Let's get away from these dorks and explore the deep woods.
- Milhouse: Well ... Let's be sure to be back in time for lunch, okay? My mom says I'm a real bear when my blood sugar drops! [They leave the camp and head into the woods.]
