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The Simpsons Movie/Quotes

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Ralph Wiggum: [after seeing Bart naked] "I like men now!"

Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]

[The family is late for Church]
Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."
Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed?"
Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
Homer: [as he walks down the aisle] "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"

[Grampa in church]
Abraham Simpson: "People of Springfield, heed this warning! Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, trapped forever!.
[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
Grampa: "Beware, beware! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, Eeeeeepa!" Believe me! Believe meeeeee!!

Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
Milhouse: "Hey, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
Milhouse: "It's a myth, further study is needed!"
[Nelson punches Milhouse]
Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]

Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
Abraham Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."

Homer Simpson: [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."

[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]
Homer: D'oooooooooohhhmmme!

Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Homer: D'oh...

Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.

Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
Cargill: What treasure?!
Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
Cargill: I'm a weiner?

Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
Bart: How naked?
Homer: Fourth base.
Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?

Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!