Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Plot
At Lenny's house, Homer and they guys are playing poker. Moe calls Homer slow when he doesn't realize he had a good hand. He decides to go to a class, but when he gets there, he sees all of his friends teaching a class, he wants to teach one too. He starts a class called "Secrets of a Sucsessful Marriage" where he explians how to live a perfect marriage, but he doesn't know what to say. He then decides to tell stories of Marge and his love life. When Marge finds out, she makes Homer promise he won't do it agian. However, when his stundents get bored of his class, he tells more secrets and invites them to dinner to see what a sucsessful marriage is like. Marge gets angrier and throws them all out, including Homer. Homer can't come back in the house and he lives in the treehouse. He starts to go a little crazy by making a fake Marge. He then comes back to her, telling her what he can give her that no one else can, complete and total dependance. Marge forgives him and he goes back home.
Quotes
- Homer: "Okay, the first thing they told me to do was to make sure evryone's in the right class."
{Someone spits tabacco at him}
- Homer: "Down the hall. Room 12."
