- Marge: Don't make a fuss over me, boys. Just pour me a beer in a clean glass.
- Moe: Whoa, you said no fuss.
- Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today
- Kent Brockman: Besieged by protesters, Krusty responded . . .
- Krusty: Will you people get a LIFE?
- Kent Brockman: Not an option!
- Drederick Tatum: I've been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes. My forthrightness is my undoing.
- Milhouse: Bart, remember when I was crying at recess. I think I'm finally ready to tell you why.
- Marge: Faced with a problem like this, I wonder, what would Oprah do?
- Lisa: (seeing Marge with implants) Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!
- Batman: Good thing I always carry my Carousel Reversal Spray!
- Clownface/Krusty: Uh! What don't you have in that belt?
- Newspaper Headline: CRAZY MOM GOES TOPLESS (photos pg. 3-28)
- Baha Men Song Parody: Who let her jugs out? Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Marge let her jugs out! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
- Carl: This is the longest I've gone without looking at Lenny.
Doctor: Great Ceaucescu's ghost! Are those real?"
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