Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes
Featured Quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
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Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
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Support (1)
- One of my favourite quotes! Its a yes from me! Effluvium talk contributions email 18:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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- "Me fail English? That’s unpossible."
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
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Would be good seeing as Ralph is most likely going to be a featured article this month! Effluvium talk contributions email 18:50, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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- "I call the big one Bitey"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (0)
Neutral (1)
- Doesn't seem right without the rest of the conversation. ☆The Solar Dragon 20:13, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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One of fan's and Matt Groening's favourite quotes. — TheHomer (Talk • Contributions) 19:29, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Ralph is using a urinal in the gas station
- "Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really want, I'll tell you what you want, what you really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want"
- ―Ralph Wiggum
- "Ralph, are you almost finished"
- ―Seymour Skinner
- "I finished before we came in"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
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- "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark"
- ―Nelson Muntz[src]
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- "I like men now"
- ―Ralph Wiggum[src]
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- "They have the Internet on computers, now?"
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
Support (1)
- I think this is great! Got my support! Effluvium talk contributions email 16:08, July 6, 2010 (UTC)
Neutral (0)
Oppose (1)
- Once again, I don't think it is that funny. I tried imagining it in that voice Homer does but still no. ☆The Solar Dragon 16:11, July 6, 2010 (UTC)