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Woman: Unattended bag!

(Screaming)

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(Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors)

Chief Wiggum: now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc.

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Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar

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(Shauna is making out with is freaked out when they hear a voice comming from somewhere)
Jimbo: Come on baby it's just a voice.

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Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil.
Homer: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!

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Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.

Prince Charles: Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Burns: Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.

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(Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless)
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