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Every Old Car is New Again

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Every Old Car is New Again
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Hell on Wheels
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Antoine and Zora, Mrs. Pennyfeather
Internal name(s): EveryOldCarIsNewAgain
ID(s): 255021
Previous quest(s): Of Clunkers and Junkers Pt. 5
The Quest for Car Pt. 5
The Internet of Wheels Pt. 5
I, Robot Car Pt. 5


Every Old Car is New Again is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Hell on Wheels content update.

Dialogue

After completing Of Clunkers and Junkers Pt. 5, The Quest for Car Pt. 5, The Internet of Wheels Pt. 5, and I, Robot Car Pt. 5
Marge - Angry Bart and Lisa Simpson! What did you to do your father's new car?!
Antoine - Annoyed I think you mean, what did they do to OUR car!
Homer When you say "our" does that include me? Because it still could.
Zora - Annoyed You must be crazy if you think we're going to let you keep our best car after your kids nearly destroyed it!
Homer - Sad But...we have a contract.
Zora - Annoyed Did you read the fine print?
Homer - Sad Fine print?! I didn't even read the really big print.
Marge - Angry Now hold on just a minute, missy! Your stupid self-driving car almost killed my children.
Marge - Annoyed So, unless you want to face a world of negative publicity, you better give my husband the new car you promised!
Antoine - Annoyed No way. We're a high tech startup. The media loves us!
Marge - Serious More than it loves children who can cry on cue after being taken advantage of by Silicon Valley elites?
Bart and Lisa - Sad *sniffling and crying* Greedy disruptors put us in harm's way!
Zora - Worried No, not as much.
If Antoine and Zora are owned: Task: "Make Antoine and Zora Replace Homer's Car". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get Excited About Getting a New Car". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Mrs. Pennyfeather is owned: Task: "Make Mrs. Pennyfeather Notice Bart and Lisa Are Missing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Antoine - Annoyed We had our guys build an exact replica of your old car. Now, if you'll just sign here.
Homer - Sad But...I wanted a new car.
Zora - Annoyed Well, there is one difference from your old car. This one actually runs.
Marge - Sad I understand making the car identical to our old car, but did you have to include that terrible clunking noise?
Antoine - Confused I think that noise is coming from Homer.
Homer - Woo Hoo I'm having a heart attack! Woo hoo!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20