| Putting the Pun in Punishment
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Putting the Pun in Punishment is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires Lisafer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
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Lisafer! I know you're trying to win our bet by failing your classes here in Hell, but you'll fail nothing stuck in detention.
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And to further your torment you'll listen to the worst music in heaven or hell — jazz!
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Terrific! I love all forms of jazz!
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Damn it!
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Forget jazz. Here's an excruciating assignment for you — write five hundred thousand words on Proto-Feminist Transcendentalist Literature!
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That's great too! I can give you two hundred thousand words on Margaret Fuller alone!
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Curses! This may be more challenging than I thought.
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Task: "Make Lisafer Take Everything Old Scratch Can Dish Out". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated With Lisafer". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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You're a tough nut to crack.
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Thank you!
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I hate nuts!
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Even cashews? Boy, you are a gloomy Gus.
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Say, what's with that wardrobe over there?
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It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.
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Interesting...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
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Lisa! What are you doing here? Bart said you were stuck in Hell Detention!
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I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!
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There's nothing a lawyer can't fix...
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Or ruin.
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If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Call the Blue-Haired Lawyer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Lisafer Consult With the Blue-Haired Lawyer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Prepare His Bill". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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I'm afraid your daughter is in a jam. Old Scratch's contracts are notoriously convoluted and difficult to fight in court.
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My advice would be to appeal to a higher power.
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So there's nothing we can do legally?
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You can pay my legal bill.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!
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Little Lisa Simpson in Hell...
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I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—
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Are you even listening?
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Sorry, I was thinking about my model trains. It's how I get through those long, boring sermons too. Chugga-chugga-choo-choo!
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Task: "Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
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Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing...
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And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.
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You should try bingeing the early seasons of "Prison Break" for ideas.
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Thanks for nothing.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
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Hey Lisa. I like the wings.
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They're fake.
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Why do women feel they have to fake everything? Especially around me?
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I was trying to hide from Old Scratch. I'm going to get called back to Hell. And then Bart and I will be trapped there forever.
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I need someone who can help me find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch. But so far everyone is clueless!
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Someone who's not from the establishment, someone who doesn't fit the mold.
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How 'bout someone who doesn't fit his pants?
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You have someone in mind?
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Let's go see Comic Book Guy!
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If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Take Lisafer to the Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisafer Go to the Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Look Up Comic Book Demonology". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.
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Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole...
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I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.
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I've found there is one thing that all villains hate — plucky heroes who defiantly quip in the face of their menacing evil!
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Well that's better than noth— AAAAAAAH!
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Oh no! Lisa's been sucked back to Hell!
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Without buying anything!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisafer's exclamation mark
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Sneaking off like that... I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.
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I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!
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You won't escape without a plan.
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I'll just WING it!
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Because you have wings... Yeah, I get it.
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But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.
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Yes, you have hooves too. Your pluck and quips are so annoying!
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Then I've succeeded because down here it's good to be annoying.
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Ugh!
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Task: "Make Lisafer Annoy Old Scratch With Pluck and Quips". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 5 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated by Pluck and Quips". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, or a Brown House and takes 5 hours.
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Enough! No more detention. Just go back to class. I can't listen to this anymore! You're making my hair fall out!
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I hope you don't lose all your hair, or there will be Hell toupée. Tee-hee-hee!
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That's your last quip! Get out!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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