| FB-Why
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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FB-Why is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pride 2018 Promotion part of the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires J. Edgar Hoover to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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J. Edgar Hoover?! The greatest cop who ever lived?!
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Springfield? How did I get here?
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Well, you see, there's the space-time continuum dealie, and some kind of big machine...
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We used to explain it every time somebody new showed up, but now it's kinda like, "Here you are, deal with it."
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Is this still the safest town in America, like it was when my G-men kept the Mafia in check?
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Wellllllllllllllllllll......................
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| Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Learn of Springfield's Fall From Grace". The job takes place at the Police Station or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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To clean this town up, we'll have to work day and night, with total professionalism.
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Let's call that "Option A". I'm wondering if there's a "B"?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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First things first -- show me your dossier on every major criminal in town.
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"Dossier". It means a record with all pertinent information on a suspect.
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Oh, you want to see the napkins! Yeah, we usually take notes on the back of napkins.
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That way, if I'm eating at my desk, and I make a spill, I've got a "dossier" handy to clean up the mess!
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"Crime fighting has come a long way since your day" is, I bet, what you're thinking.
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| Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Collect Dossiers on Everyone". The job takes 4 hours.
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The dossiers are ready. We've got those criminals on the ropes now, boy.
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Ahhh-chooo!
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Hey, could you hand me a dossier? I need to blow my nose into it.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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Marion Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico. All crime in this town goes through him.
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Fat Tony, a criminal? Nah, you got him all wrong. He's a kitty cat.
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Real generous guy, too. Gives me an envelope every month stuffed with cash. I don't even have to ask!
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Set up a meet. I like my enemies to know who hunts them.
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Ooh, can I use that line? I mean, it's not at all true for me, but I'd love to say it one time.
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Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Go to Criminal Meeting". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Go to Criminal Meeting". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
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Ah, so this is the infamous copper who took down so many of my historical compatriots.
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You'll soon be history yourself, Mr. Tony.
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Not if me and my men have anything to say about that. Ain't that right, Johnny Tightlips?
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You know, this is one time it would be okay for you to talk.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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I built the FBI into the most effective crime-fighting force the world has ever known.
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And I did it with the barrel of a gun. My beloved "Chicago Typewriter".
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Because that's the modern way to fight crime: with a never-ending hail of indiscriminant gunfire.
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Time to be a hero.
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| Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Hunt the Mob". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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Blam! Blam blam blam!
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WHY ARE YOU FIRING IN MY STREETS, YOU LUNATIC?!
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I'm taking the war to the criminals. In the only language they understand.
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Yeah, that's not really how we do things anymore.
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The mob isn't even that big a deal these days! Relax!
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Fat Tony's crew is really just harmless local color at this point. Kind of charming, if you think about it.
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So, uh... how DO you fight crime now?
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With a far deadlier weapon... paperwork.
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| Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Collect Dossiers on Everyone". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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