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Pride and Pageantry
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Pride and Pageantry is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the County Fair content update.
Dialogue
Intro
| After starting the update
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Flanders, what's this big pumpkin-y looking pumpkin next to my hammock?
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Praise the gourd! One of my seeds must've Exodus-ed its way to your yard and sprouted!
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Well get it out of here, that's where I throw my empty beer cans.
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Surely! The dregs of your devil's brew fertilized it into the biggest pumpkin of the bunch! It's sure to win first prize at the County Fair.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, first prize? Are you trying to take credit for my hard work?! My yard, my pumpkin!
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Now buzz off. Farmer Homer has to do some gardening.
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Task: "Make Homer Drink and Throw Empties Out the Window". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Flanders Do Normal Gardening Work Like a Sucker". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 6 seconds.
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Wow, Homer, that pumpkin's even bigger than before. You've sure got a green thumb!
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I'll show you ANOTHER finger if you keep bugging me while I'm drinking.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 1
| After completing the Intro
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Out of the way, losers! Future award-winning pumpkin coming through!
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Homer, that trash talking's not really in the spirit of friendly competition.
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Maybe if you paid more attention to your crops and less to my crap-talking, you'd have bigger gourds.
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Could you at least try not to stomp on other contestants' vegetables?
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Task: "Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 3 hours.
Task: "Earn Prize Ribbons" (x150).
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Homer, your gourd is the largest.
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Woo-hoo!
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…but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified.
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D'oh!
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…but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.
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Woo-hoo!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Fair Pavilion
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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This fair is not going well. The carnies aren't even having turf wars!
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I have an idea to get people excited.
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Let me guess, Lisa, some sort of recycling drive?
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No, it's--
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What, you want to knit a quilt for some second-tier disease no one's heard of?
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No, that's not what I--
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We don't have time to listen to some dumb little girl's ideas.
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BEAUTY PAGEANT!
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Everybody shut up, the dumb little girl has a great idea! Get my judging sash!
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Task: "Make Quimby Find His Sash That Says "JUDGE"". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Earn Prize Ribbons" (x325).
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Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!
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Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!
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Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.
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I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Little Miss Springfield
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but… have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?
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Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.
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All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.
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Fake fur is manslaughter!
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Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.
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Wow, I don't know what to say!
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You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.
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Task: "Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests". The job takes place at the Fair Pavilion or Springfield Elementary and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Earn Prize Ribbons" (x325).
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This magnificent bovine takes top prize!
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What becomes of a prize-winning bull?
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Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
The World's Biggest Ribbon and County Fair Sign
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!
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You must! It says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.
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County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.
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I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.
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Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I do love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.
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Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!
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Task: "Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer". The job takes place at Krusty Burger and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Earn Prize Ribbons" (x325).
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That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!
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Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Little Miss Springfield's "Protest" animated job
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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This is terrible!
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Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.
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That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of “community”.
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It's time to use a public position for something it was never intended for: a voice for change and awareness.
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Task: "Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Earn Prize Ribbons" (x325).
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Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.
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If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.
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Is that so?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Cheddarbarrel Farm
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Pt. 6
| After completing Pt. 5
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You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
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But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
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Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
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I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!
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Somebody get me a pitchfork!
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That's the spirit!
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And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!
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Task: "Build Cheddarbarrel Farm". It takes 4 hours.
Task: "Place a Corn Field".
Task: "Make Lisa Hide From Mob". The job takes place at a Corn Field and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Search Corn Field" (x5). The jobs take place at a Corn Field and take 8 hours.
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Jeez, everyone's so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience.
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At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming…
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| Quest reward: 200 and 10
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the Jane Austen novel Pride and Prejudice.
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