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Any Minute Now

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Any Minute Now is a song performed by the Vamp (played by Marge), Shady (played by Homer) and other people.

Lyrics

The Vamp:
I haven't seen Shady in weeks.
Any minute now,
He'll scamper through that doggie door.
Shady:
Any minute now,
I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.
Barney, Moe, Lenny, and Carl:
Any minute now,
You'll be stuck with her brood.
Patty and Selma:
Any minute now,
This pooch will know she's screwed.
The Vamp:
My hearts tells me to trust him.
Patty and Selma:
But your head knows he's a hound.
Shady:
I want to do the right thing.
Moe:
Come on! With all this high class tail around?
(Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly)
Fleas':
Any minute now,
Our girl will make a brand new start.
Patty and Selma:
Yes!
The Vamp:
Any minute now,
I won't care that broke my heart.
Shady and the Vamp:
Any minute now.

Behind the Laughter

The music was written by Don Payne and Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Payne.

Appearances