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The Cost of Living

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The Cost of Living
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 46
Update: Level 47
Required characters: Quimby, Freddy Quimby, Wiggum, Judge Snyder
Previous quest(s): Easy A Pt. 7
Next quest(s): Smells Like Mean Spirit Pt. 1

The Cost of Living is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update. It unlocks Freddy Quimby and the Quimby Compound.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby I've got money. I've got influence. I've got much younger women. I am the er-uh epitome of success!
Quimby - Sad And yet no one respects me. It's as if wearing a sash doesn't carry the cachet it once did.
Quimby - Angry It's time to remind the people why I got into politics – the enormous displays of wealth!
Task: "Build the Quimby Compound". It takes 4 hours.
Quimby The Quimby Compound was worth every embezzled penny.
Quimby And I, uh, taught those orphans an important lesson about living without doors.
Quimby I, on the other hand, have hundreds of doors for my five floors, four wings, three kitchens, two spas, and a partridge in a pear tree. Bronzed, of course.
Freddy Quimby Hiya, Uncle. I, uh, got kicked out of limbo's country club so I'm back!
Freddy Quimby The movers have already moved the maid into my room.
Quimby - Angry‎ Then you tell them to move her back!
Quimby - Sad‎ She's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen for me.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby - Wild Now that I've finished selecting my butler, it's time to party like it's going on Viewtube! Where's my box of cats?
Quimby Freddy, as the Mayor of Springfield, I'm expected to uphold a certain level of decorum.
Quimby That's why I do all my dirty dealings in back alleys and sleazy motels.
Freddy Quimby Don't worry, Uncle. I've learned the Quimby code of discretion from my father, Clovis.
Freddy Quimby He's the master! So discrete we haven't even seen him since he boarded that small plane years ago.
Quimby Well, I'm pretty sure this year isn't an election year, so we deserve to treat ourselves.
Quimby Speaking of which, I, uh, have an important meeting with Miss Springfield.
Task: "Make Freddy Quimby Drink Irresponsibly". The job takes 8 hours.
If Miss Springfield is owned: Task: "Make Miss Springfield Enjoy an Evening with the Mayor". The job takes place at the Sleep-Eazy Motel and takes 3 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby - Hungover Butler, for breakfast, I'll have the hair of the dog that bit me... so I can make it into a coat.
Freddy Quimby - Hungover Plus some booze.
Wiggum - Serious‎ Your breakfast is on Springfield's dime today. Welcome to the drunk tank, Mister Quimby!
Freddy Quimby - Hungover Joke's on you - my breakfast is on Springfield's dime everyday.
Freddy Quimby - Hungover And since I don't remember anything I did last night and truly horrible acts are said to haunt you forever, I must be innocent.
Freddy Quimby - Hungover I'd like my car and my complimentary gift bag.
Wiggum - Angry You'll get your complimentary gift bag on your day in court!
Wiggum - Sad *sigh* That sounded a lot more menacing in my head.
Task: "Make Freddy Quimby Await His Day in Court". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum - Serious Alright Freddy, time to get you to the courthouse for your arraignment.
Wiggum Plus a little extra time at Lard Lad's. The Wig's got a craving for D-nuts.
Lou I keep telling you, Chief -- neither of those nicknames is going to catch on.
Freddy Quimby - Angry You're making a mistake, Wiggum. Don't you understand that I'm rich?
Wiggum - Serious Son, I've been making mistakes since the day I was born.
Wiggum I came out feet first.
Wiggum - Serious And sure, the justice system is just a dog and pony show if you're rich.
Wiggum - Sad Or cleaning up after a dog and pony show if you're poor.
Wiggum But we've got to go anyway.
Task: "Make Freddy Quimby Make a Court Appearance". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 12 hours.
Judge Snyder Frederick Quimby, you have been charged with a cornucopia of crimes, including defiling a cornucopia.
Judge Snyder Which, according to the Pilgrims who wrote our town charter, is punishable by death. How do you plead?
Blue-Haired Lawyer Your Honor, you could hear how he pleads, or you could wrap this up and enjoy a complimentary lobster lunch buffet.
Blue-Haired Lawyer As a man of the law, you must agree that letting all this lobster go to waste is itself a crime.
Judge Snyder ...
Blue-Haired Lawyer Fine, my client pleads not guilty.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Next Quest: Testify! Pt. 1

Pt. 5

Previous Quest: Testify! Pt. 3
After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby - Sad They found me, ah, guilty on all charges. The court is going to throw the, ah, book at me!
Quimby Trust the, ah, system, Freddy.
Freddy Quimby - Panicked But the justice system fails all the time! Why should I trust it?
Quimby Not the justice system. The system of, ah, Ivy League graduates and family connections!
Quimby To the Rolodex!
Task: "Make Quimby Call In Favors". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound, requires Freddy Quimby, and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Blue-Haired Lawyer Freddy, it's time to hear the sentence.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Now remember, good or bad, we still walk out of that courtroom with our heads held high and my retainer fully paid.
Task: "Make Judge Snyder Deliver a Sentence". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 12 hours.
Freddy Quimby Your honor, before you read the sentence I'd like to say a few words.
Judge Snyder It probably would have been smarter to have said those words before the trial was over, but I have no one to go home to, so alright.
Freddy Quimby - Annoyed I did not inhale, have relations with that woman, or falsify reports regarding WMDs.
Freddy Quimby One of those should get me out of this mess, right?
Quimby I have something to say, Your, uh, Honor!
Quimby There's a new municipal by-law, issued this morning, that you, ah, must be aware of.
Quimby It states "charges against any public figure must be reduced if the defendant regrets that he, or the less likely she, is caught."
Quimby "The defendant may also publicly enter any twelve-step program, but does not have to complete it."
Quimby "And may apologize on national television, but doesn't have to mean it."
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Freddy Quimby's exclamation mark
Freddy Quimby - Angry I can't believe this! They gave me indefinite house arrest!
Quimby Thanks to my buddy Gerry Mandering at city hall, your "house" now covers all of Springfield.
Quimby He's a whiz at rezoning – he calls it Mandermania.
Freddy Quimby But what if I want French Caviar? Or Chinese Silk? Or Turkish Delight?
Quimby - Stern All of those women make house calls and you know it.
Quimby - Stern And if you follow the rules, you might get time off for good behavior.
Freddy Quimby - Angry Rules? You mean like take off my shoes while inside? Like an animal?
Freddy Quimby - Annoyed You might as well lock me up. Like an animal!
Task: "Make Freddie Quimby Enjoy a Privileged Life". The job takes place at the Quimby Compound and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash5,000 and XP500