- For the character, see Moog.
| Moog
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Moog is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXV content update. It requires Moog to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After unlocking Moog
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Well-ee, well-ee, well well well. Moog here, back for one more night of Bananarama.
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Bananarama? Wait, that sounds like something a stupid little kid would say.
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I meant to say was Nogginy-Bogginy.
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Geez, I better brush up on me gluggish slang.
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I gotta sound authentico for my night of fisticuffery and the breaking of Leg-os.
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Legos? Okay that's not even the right episode. I better get to those lessons fast!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Moog Take Glug Language Lessons". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Moog's exclamation mark
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Hey Moe, what gives?
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I got your clothes back, why am I still upright? Make with the beer!
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Easy there, Chum-bo! I'll see to your befuddle-tation toot-sweet!
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An extra-tall glass of Moloko Plus!
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The "plus" is grain alcohol and Claritin.
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*gulp gulp*
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Another round for my--
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*snore*
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Now that everything is copa-set and hunky-dor, I think I'll head out for a night of rumble-scrap!
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| Task: "Make Moog Go Looking for Ultra Violence". The job takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Moog's exclamation mark
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I've been ferreting for a set-to all night!
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My gouging thumbs are all twitchy-wicket!
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*sigh* Guess it's just another night of tote-bag-snatchings, followed by the old sort and suds.
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| Task: "Make Moog Do Laundry at the Brown House". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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Perhaps this is a sign that I'm getting too old for fightin' and fracki.
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Well, this and the, uh, pee-pee trouble.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Moog's exclamation mark
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Wait a minute!
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I know the abso-tive sure way to cure the glug blues...
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A bit of the Ole In-Out!
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| Task: "Make Moog Go For a Bit of In-Out" (x12). The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 seconds.
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Lookity-lookity! It's Burnsy's Manse. Having a little shindig, eh.
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Ripe for a nice Home Invado! I've been craving a little pound and pilfer.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Moog's exclamation mark
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Welcome to my erotic masquerade. Will you be joining the orgy or just blocking the view?
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Guess again, you moth-eaten Geez-O!
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I'm here to cause a havoc and--
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Why are you naked except for that weird mask over your hush-hush stuff?
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I'm only wearing a mask on my face.
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Oh. So, that's your actual...never mind!
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Prepare to be clonked and burgled--
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I'm sorry, but that is really disturbing. Can one of the view blockers stand in front of the old guy?
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Task: "Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor".
Task: "Make Burns Host Erotic Masquerade". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 1 day 12 hours.
Task: "Make Moog Invade Burns Mansion". The job takes place at Burns Manor and takes 12 hours.
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Whoa! Is that hummies and peetie-bread. Oh man, I'm starved.
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Why don't you grab a plate, take your clothes off and join us?
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If you don't ruin my gala, I won't have to set my dogs on you.
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It's a dealio. If I'd a known straight life was full of free chow and naked chippies, I woulda cleaned up anyos ago.
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By the way, tonight's orgy benefits adult illiteracy so get out your checkbook!
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Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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