| Two Minutes of Hate
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Two Minutes of Hate is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Covercraft" episode tie-in content update.
The original quest required Level 17 to start. After the tie-in update ended, the quest became available again with the purchase of Guitar Central, but it started from Pt. 3, which became renamed to Pt. 1.
Dialogue
Pt. 1 (old)
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
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What's a reed?
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It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
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Your sax-a-ma-phone?
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Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
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And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
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Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
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Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
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Are you OK?
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I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
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Task: "Build King Toot's".
Task: "Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's". The job takes place at King Toot's and takes 6 seconds.
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Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
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The windows are all boarded up!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2 (old)
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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What happened?
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I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
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| Task: "Make Homer Visit Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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| After starting the task
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Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
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Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little… disagreement.
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Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
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Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
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Can you elaborate more?
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I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
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| Message
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Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!”
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| Message
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Check out the Guitar Central in the store and make Homer's musical dreams become purchases! Available until Monday!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 1
| Requires Guitar Central to be obtained
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
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I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
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Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
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But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
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Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
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Isn't that a line from the episode “Covercraft”?
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Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
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There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
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Well, I'm not going to this “Guitar Central.”
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I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
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I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
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I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
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| Task: "Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
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| Task: "Make Homer Go to Guitar Central". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
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This place is amazing!
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Walls of amazing guitars that I will never bother to play in a million years.
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I'm leaving now.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
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They sure did have a lot of guitars.
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| Task: "Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
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WOW! These guitars are so cool!
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And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
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But then I would have to practice. So I’m leaving.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
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It was a premium item, after all.
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| Task: "Make Homer Go To Guitar Central a Third Tiresome Time". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
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There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
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And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
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Time to leave.
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Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
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Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
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So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
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Exactly!
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Now that's what I call a good business plan.
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| Task: "Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
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Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
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Maybe if you found a friend to play with…
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Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
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I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
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Task: "Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play" (x5). The jobs take place at Guitar Central and take 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
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You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
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Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
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These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
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They're still pretty useful… as blunt instruments for beating people with.
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*MENACING CHUCKLE*
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| Task: "Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 60 minutes.
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Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
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The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 9
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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They'll never beat me in the church!
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Beat him in the church!
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Task: "Make Homer Run to the Church". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 10
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
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Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
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What a beautiful concert… So many blinks and blonks… la la la la
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Task: "Make Homer Fall into a Coma". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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I feel great!
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You were in a coma for seven days!
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Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
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Comas rule!
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*SOBS*
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Hey! A new big box store called “Guitar Central!”
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Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
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*WORRIED NOISE*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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