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Two Minutes of Hate

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Two Minutes of Hate
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: "Covercraft" episode tie-in
Requirement(s): Guitar Central
Required characters: Lisa, Homer, Marge, Normal Springfielders
Optional characters: Regular Male, Premium Male, Regular Female, Premium Female

Two Minutes of Hate is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Covercraft" episode tie-in content update.

The original quest required Level 17 to start. After the tie-in update ended, the quest became available again with the purchase of Guitar Central, but it started from Pt. 3, which became renamed to Pt. 1.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1 (old)[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Homer - Confused What's a reed?
Lisa It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Homer Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa - Annoyed Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa - Annoyed Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore!
Lisa - Alarmed Are you OK?
Homer I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.
Task: "Build King Toot's".
Task: "Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's". The job takes place at King Toot's and takes 6 seconds.
Lisa - Shocked Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Homer - Surprised The windows are all boarded up!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2 (old)[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad What happened?
Homer I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.
Task: "Make Homer Visit Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
After starting the task
Homer - Sad Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Moe - Sad Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Homer Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Moe - Sad Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Homer Can you elaborate more?
Moe - Sad I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"
Message Check out the Guitar Central in the store and make Homer's musical dreams become purchases! Available until Monday!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 1[edit]

Requires Guitar Central to be obtained
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Lisa - Annoyed I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Lisa - Embarrassed Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Homer - Sad But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Homer - Sad Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Lisa - Deadpan Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Homer - Annoyed Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Homer - Annoyed There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Lisa - Annoyed Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Lisa - Annoyed I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.
Task: "Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Lisa - Sad I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Bart - Laughing I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.
Task: "Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Thoughtful I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.
Task: "Make Homer Go to Guitar Central". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
Homer - Happy This place is amazing!
Homer - Happy Walls of amazing guitars that I will never bother to play in a million years.
Homer I'm leaving now.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Homer They sure did have a lot of guitars.
Task: "Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
Homer - Happy WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Homer - Happy And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Homer But then I would have to practice. So I'm leaving.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Thoughtful Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Homer It was a premium item, after all.
Task: "Make Homer Go To Guitar Central a Third Tiresome Time". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer - Happy I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Homer - Happy There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Homer - Happy And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Homer Time to leave.
Otto Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Otto Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Homer So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Otto Exactly!
Homer Now that's what I call a good business plan.
Task: "Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Sad I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Homer - Sad Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Marge Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Homer - Happy Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Homer I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!
Task: "Make Homer Tell People It's Easy To Learn Instruments". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play" (x5). The jobs take place at Guitar Central and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Sarcastic Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Homer - Sarcastic You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Homer - Sarcastic Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Dr. Hibbert These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Dr. Hibbert They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Dr. Hibbert - Happy *MENACING CHUCKLE*
Task: "Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 60 minutes.
Homer - Aah Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Homer - Aah The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Scared They'll never beat me in the church!
Lenny - Surprised Beat him in the church!
Task: "Make Homer Run to the Church". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge - Sad Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Homer - Drunk Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Homer - Drunk What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la
Task: "Make Homer Fall into a Coma". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Homer I feel great!
Marge - Surprised You were in a coma for seven days!
Homer Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Homer Comas rule!
Marge - Sad *SOBS*
Homer Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Homer Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Marge - Sad *WORRIED NOISE*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20