Squidport

For the location, see Springfield Squidport.

Squidport

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Squidport Required characters: Homer Previous quest(s): Is There an Al Coholic Here Pt. 2

Squidport is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Squidport content update. The questline unlocks the Springfield Squidport and several characters, buildings and decorations to go with it.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark D'oh! What’s wrong, Dad? Oh, that wasn’t an annoyed “d’oh” -- I was just thinking about “dough”. Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront. Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport! Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport. D'oh! That one was an annoyed d’oh. I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water. Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport! Nobody “gets in cars” anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets. D'oh! Which kind was that? Little of both. Tasks: "Have Beach Expansion" and "Have Water Expansion". Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Okay, water expansion bought! ...and it was surprisingly easy considering it’s prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake. Great! Now we can build the Squidport Entrance. You know what they say: “Every great building begins with the door!” Who says that? I dunno, building builders, I assume. Task: "Place Squidport Entrance". So I’ve bought the Squidport Entrance, and I should place it… um… On the waterfront. Yes! Yes, exactly… and I would find that… er… In front of the water. I know that. I’m not totally incompetent. The water is the blue part, right? Just put it in the shaded area. Place: Squidport Entrance If the player tries to place it somewhere else: Message Please place the Squidport in the shaded area, and stop being dumb on purpose. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream… Ow! Chest pains! I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand. Task: "Place Boardwalk Sections". Message Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk. If the player tries to place it somewhere else: Message Shaded. Area. Don’t make me turn this game around! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants... Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn’t have any of that! Dad? Is something wrong? No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners. STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS! Task: "Make Homer Swear at the Ocean". The task takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Next Quest: The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 1 →

Pt. 5

← Previous Quest: The Old Man and the Sea Pt. 2

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark Y’arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots. Tho something’s different now, can’t lay a finger to it. Wait, I have it -- it’s become totally lame. I know, right? You can’t buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval. Me men’ll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas! It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship. Aye. We’ll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect. Okay, now it's making less sense. Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing. Task: "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 3 hours. Build: The Itchy and Scratchy Store After select the building Squidport buildings can only be placed on the boardwalk, ye land-lubbers! Yeah, build on the boardwalk, Land-lubbers! If you lub land so much, why don’t you marry it? Y’arr, Homer, don’t help. If the player doesn't place it on the boardwalk ou have to put Squidport buildings on the boardwalk, or the pirate guy will get mad! Pirate?! Aarg, I should keelhaul the lot of ye! If the player doesn't place it in the shaded area Dash my buttons! Build in the shaded area, or I’ll run you up the mast and let the gulls have at ye! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark T’is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she’s right there, you’ll look at ‘er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk. How do we do that? I mean, I know… but explain it slowly for the people who aren’t as smart as me am. Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er… I don't know, just build it. Task: "Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance". And ye can always speed the work along with donuts! What a surprise. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps? Are you going out to sea again? Nay, I’m going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I’ve got bad seats so it has to be a big one. Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies. And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await! Tasks: "Have Boardwalk Sections x8" and "Build Malaria Zone". It takes 3 hours. Build: Malaria Zone Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark Y’arr! The boardwalk is coming ‘round nicely, but still there’s something missing. Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion… a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up! That’s it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice. Oh, I’m not a homosexual. Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let’s get to decorating, girlfriend! Tasks: "Have Boardwalk Lampost", "Have Boardwalk Trees" (x3) and "Have Boardwalk Fences" (x5). Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 15-20 Quests
As American as Apple Pie • The Buck Stops Here, The Work Also • Crime Doesn't Pay Unless You Make It • Double Down on She's a Loser • For the Birds • For Your Security • Free Band-Aids with Every Cut • Good Samaritan • The Greying of Springfield • I'm Stalking on Sunshine! • Is There an Al Coholic Here • It's A-Me, Luigi! • It's Not Easy Being Green • A Jolly Right Mess • Kamp Bart Prologue • Me Time for Marge • Miranda Rights • Moustache Toppings • The Mysterious Brown House • No Trespassing • Nothing to See Here • Once You've Gone Organic • The Only Sport America Still Dominates • Re-Elect Mayor Quimby • Singles Night • Strong Body, Strong Mind • Teamwork! • Time to Clean House • Truffle Surprise • We Don't Sell myPods • What's in the Back Room?
Squidport Quests
A Flair for Exploration • The Frying Dutchman • Just Rainsticks • Loads of Codes • Malaria Del Arte • Much Ado About Muffins • My First Tattoo • The Old Man and the Sea • Over There • Squidport • They Fight and Buy-It • Turbanites