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Squidport
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- For the location, see Springfield Squidport.
Squidport
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Squidport is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Squidport content update. The questline unlocks the Springfield Squidport and several characters, buildings and decorations to go with it.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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D'oh!
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What’s wrong, Dad?
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Oh, that wasn’t an annoyed “d’oh” -- I was just thinking about “dough”.
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Like the delicious fried dough they used to sell down at the waterfront.
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Get in the car, kids! We're going to the Squidport!
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Dad, remember? You blew up the town. There is no Squidport.
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D'oh!
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That one was an annoyed d’oh.
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I suppose we could rebuild the Squidport. It'd be nice to see our town finally stretch down to the water.
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Get in the car, kids! We're going to rebuild the Squidport!
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Nobody “gets in cars” anymore. We all just walk around aimlessly on the streets.
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D'oh!
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Which kind was that?
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Little of both.
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Tasks: "Have Beach Expansion" and "Have Water Expansion".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Okay, water expansion bought!
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...and it was surprisingly easy considering it’s prime oceanfront property and all my money is fake.
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Great! Now we can build the Squidport Entrance.
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You know what they say: “Every great building begins with the door!”
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Who says that?
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I dunno, building builders, I assume.
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Task: "Place Squidport Entrance".
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So I’ve bought the Squidport Entrance, and I should place it… um…
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On the waterfront.
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Yes! Yes, exactly… and I would find that… er…
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In front of the water.
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I know that. I’m not totally incompetent.
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The water is the blue part, right?
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Just put it in the shaded area.
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Place: Squidport Entrance
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If the player tries to place it somewhere else:
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Message
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Please place the Squidport in the shaded area, and stop being dumb on purpose.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
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Mmm, fried dough. A plate-sized glob of wet flour, deep fried and covered with whipped cream… Ow! Chest pains!
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I need to exercise. By walking a short distance along the boardwalk to get to the Fried Dough Stand.
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Task: "Place Boardwalk Sections".
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Message
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Place the boardwalk section and drag to create a boardwalk.
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If the player tries to place it somewhere else:
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Message
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Shaded. Area. Don’t make me turn this game around!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
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Ah, the Squidport! Full of charming junkies and colorful runaways, attracted by the smell of carnival food and shady merchants...
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Wait a minute! My Squidport doesn’t have any of that!
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Dad? Is something wrong?
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No, Sweetie. Daddy just has to have a talk with some of his real estate partners.
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STUPID WATERFRONT! EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF THE JUNKIES AND RUNAWAYS!
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Task: "Make Homer Swear at the Ocean". The task takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
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Y’arr, the Squidport! This old seadog has spent many a silver here, having me caricature made and eating Dipping Dots.
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Tho something’s different now, can’t lay a finger to it.
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Wait, I have it -- it’s become totally lame.
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I know, right? You can’t buy a fried anything or squoosh a penny into a worthless flat oval.
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Me men’ll get this place into ship-shape. The finest builders what sailed the seas!
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It makes sense that sailors would know carpentry. They have to constantly repair the ship.
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Aye. We’ll start by building a logo store to increase footfalls and up the spill-over effect.
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Okay, now it's making less sense.
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Sailors must also be well versed in mall-science and neuromarketing.
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Task: "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Store". It takes 3 hours.
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Build: The Itchy and Scratchy Store
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After select the building
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Squidport buildings can only be placed on the boardwalk, ye land-lubbers!
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Yeah, build on the boardwalk, Land-lubbers! If you lub land so much, why don’t you marry it?
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Y’arr, Homer, don’t help.
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If the player doesn't place it on the boardwalk
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ou have to put Squidport buildings on the boardwalk, or the pirate guy will get mad!
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Pirate?! Aarg, I should keelhaul the lot of ye!
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If the player doesn't place it in the shaded area
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Dash my buttons! Build in the shaded area, or I’ll run you up the mast and let the gulls have at ye!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
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T’is a start, but a short boardwalk is like a peg-leg dancing girl. If she’s right there, you’ll look at ‘er, but enh. Ye need to build more Boardwalk.
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How do we do that? I mean, I know… but explain it slowly for the people who aren’t as smart as me am.
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Head ye over to the Squidport Entrance and then, er… I don't know, just build it.
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Task: "Build a Boardwalk Section at the Squidport Entrance".
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And ye can always speed the work along with donuts!
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What a surprise.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
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Little girl, I need some supplies, where can an old salt get hands on rope and tarps?
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Are you going out to sea again?
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Nay, I’m going to an Adele concert and wanted to unfurl a sign that says I heart her. I’ve got bad seats so it has to be a big one.
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Well, the boardwalk used to have a place that sold camping supplies.
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And it shall again. Fall on, men -- the cheap seats await!
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Tasks: "Have Boardwalk Sections x8" and "Build Malaria Zone". It takes 3 hours.
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Build: Malaria Zone
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
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Y’arr! The boardwalk is coming ‘round nicely, but still there’s something missing.
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Mr. Captain, sir? If I could offer a suggestion… a spruce or two could really, well, spruce things up!
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That’s it exactly, matey! You gay men always have the best design advice.
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Oh, I’m not a homosexual.
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Neither am I, wink-wink! Now let’s get to decorating, girlfriend!
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Tasks: "Have Boardwalk Lampost", "Have Boardwalk Trees" (x3) and "Have Boardwalk Fences" (x5).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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