| Executive Lackey
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Executive Lackey is a quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was released in the Level 25 content updarte. It unlocks Smithers and Burns Manor.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
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Bah! I shouldn't keep being assigned menial tasks. I should be the one assigning them!
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Where are the people to overuse my plant's energy? Where are the lawyers to cheat on my taxes?
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Where are the Jehovah's Witnesses to feed to my hounds?
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Yikes, a sad old man! I wish there was some other character I could unlock to take care of this instead of me.
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Anything I can help with Sir?
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What's this? Did one of those Thanksgiving parade balloons come to life?
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No, Sir, I'm your average overweight-sized employee Homer Simpson.
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Employee, eh? Then get back to work at the plant, you donut-stuffed, four-toed sloth!
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| Task: "Send Homer to do a Plant Shift". The task takes place at the Control Building and takes 16 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
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What? You've returned unscathed?
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I had hoped you would lay waste to this infernal town once more and release me from this cholesterol-clogged prison.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but why don't you join me at Moe's, Mr. Burns?
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I find nothing picks up your spirits better than getting blackout drunk.
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Socialize with you? Why I'd rather join Obama's drum circle.
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Which reminds me, I need a place to hide from the coming class war. I know what would be inconspicuous. A giant, fancy house!
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| Task: "Build Burns Manor". It takes 4 hours to build.
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| Build: Burns Manor
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| New Character: Smithers
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Smithers! Don't think I'm paying you for the time you missed. They're called sick days, not explosion trauma recovery days.
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I'm sorry, sir. All this time I have been, ahem, trapped in the closet.
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You mean you've been unable to escape my actual wardrobe after the explosion sealed you in there while organizing my sock garters?
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That is exactly what I meant.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
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Sir, we should make sure the plant is up to code... in case nuclear inspectors become premium characters.
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Bah. All the plant needs is a good dusting. Employ a cleaning lady immediately.
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Er, Mr. Burns, some might consider the term 'cleaning lady' to be sexist.
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Sexist? Me? It's not as if I said 'cleaning wench,' as I had wanted to and said in my head.
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Besides, everyone knows I'm a fierce supporter of a woman's right to clean.
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No worries, sir. People are so desperate for work, I'm sure my inbox is already flooded with applications.
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Now to go about whistling the 'Sorting & Judging' song.
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| Tasks: "Build the Post Office" and "Make Smithers Check the Mail". The task takes place at the Springfield Post Office and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Smithers, there you are. I finally tracked down that rare '87 Malibu Stacy where they designed her head upside-down.
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I assume you still want this priceless, freakish collectible.
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Absolutely! It'll complete my set of misshapen dolls along with Torso Face Stacy and Anatomically Correct Tad.
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Excuse me, while I rub this news in other people's faces, and then do my gloating dance.
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| Tasks: "Make Smithers Write Malibu Stacey News Letter" and "Make Smithers Whip It". The first task takes place at Burns Manor and takes 6 hours and the second task takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
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Smithers, now that I have you back and everything is running smoothly, I realize I don't need you.
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Sir, please -- you just saw my hobbies. I'll go insane if that's all I do.
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Now, now, Smithers. Remember, you've already fixed the trap door.
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*falling noises*
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| Task: "Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck (2x)". The task takes 12 hours each time.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Waylon Smithers?
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*hick*
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We've been getting reports of someone using the Blue Houses as urinals. Save that behavior for the Brown Houses.
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Why was I plucked from oblivion just to be rejected? Only a team of monsters could design this cruel fate!
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Well, I don't really need to use my taser, but I just got the latest model. I've been dying to try it out.
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| Task: "Make Smithers Sleep it off in the Drunk Tank". The task takes place at the Police Station and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
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Ah, Smithers. You smell like Yale fraternity pledge. You're still going to have to repay me for your bail. At 36% rate of interest.
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Sorry, Sir.
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Even though you disgust me, I find myself in need of your services.
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I seem to have forgotten how to deal with this damnable contraption called 'laces.'
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Mr. Burns, as prominent citizen and donor, I would like to offer you aid.
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Have your Smithers call this number, and these folks will get him back on track.
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They've been great at curling and covering up the many repeated escapades of my, er-um, nephew.
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| Task: "Make Smithers Attend an AA Meeting". The task takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 2 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
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Sir, may I express my warmest gratitude to be back in your soothing company -
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Bah! I have no time for your obsequious rambling. Now is the time for my daily exercise.
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Can't keep looking so pretty without putting in a little work.
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Very good, sir. I'll get right on it.
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Excellent! After you've built up your vigor, I'll use that gypsy curse to steal it into my body.
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| Task: "Make Smithers Exercise for Mr. Burns". The task requires Mr. Burns and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 750 and 75
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