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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Van Houtens content update/Birthday Party for One Gameplay

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Claim to Fame[edit]

After the user logs in on August 12th:
Milhouse Hey Bart, let's go to my house. A bunch of my relatives are in town for my birthday party this weekend.
Bart That sounds great! But you know what sounds even greater? We go to MY house and finish planning my latest Skinner prank.
Milhouse But Bart, my pretty cousin Annika is back in town. *wink*
Bart As tempting as that sounds to my pre-tween hormones — whatever they are — you're forgetting the banana pecking order. Of which you are most certainly second.
Milhouse Oh, okay. You know I'm a sucker for fruit prioritization.
Task: Make Milhouse Go to Bart's House (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Show Milhouse His Plans (6s, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One[edit]

Birthday Party for One Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Claim to Fame:
Milhouse Hey, Bart. This prank looks like an ordinary crowbar.
Bart It is an ordinary crowbar, doofus. The prank is in this crate I found behind Professor Frink's lab marked "W.M.H."
Milhouse What's W.M.H.?
Bart Weapons of Mass Humiliation. At least I hope that's what it means.
Bart Anyway, give me that crowbar.
Milhouse You're not gonna hit me with it, are you?
Bart No, I'm going to open the crate!
Milhouse *hands over crowbar*
Bart Then I'm gonna hit you with it.
Task: Collect Party Hats [x115]
Task: Make Milhouse Hand Bart a Crowbar (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Prepare His Latest Prank (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 1:
Skinner Alright, children, march into your classrooms. Single file, Indi—
Skinner —uh, indi-genous-people-don't-find-the-comparison-insensitive style.
Bart Hey Skinner, look over here.
Skinner What is that, Simpson? A contraption? A gadget? Or some sort of gizmo?
Bart Just a little extracurricular science experiment.
Skinner It better not be for the science fair. I cut that out of the budget last year—AAGGHHH!
Task: Collect Party Hats [x95]
Task: Make Bart Activate the Go-Go Ray (4h, Go-Go Ray, Skinner)
Task: Make Milhouse Laugh Hysterically (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Skinner I can't stop dancing! And we definitely don't have the budget for a school dance!
Milhouse Your Go-Go Ray is a hit, Bart! Even the bullies are impressed!
Jimbo A modern classic!
Kearney Magnifique!
Nelson Haw haw... HAW!
Milhouse Three haws? Now's my chance to take advantage of an unprecedented era of good feelings.
Milhouse Attention please! Come one, come all to a birthday extravaganza. All are welcome!
Skinner I can't feel my legs! Oh, why did I cut the funding for the school nurse?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 2:
Bart Happy Birthday, Milhouse!
Milhouse Thanks, Bart. Great party, huh?
Bart Not really. All I see are Van Houtens. It's like a sea of blue hair and big noses.
Milhouse Well, it makes the face painter's job easy.
Bart But where are all the kids?
Milhouse They should be here soon. They're probably all on twenty-four hour jobs.
Bart Maybe. Anyway, I'm gonna hit the corndog cart hard and make that bounce house wish it'd never been inflated.
Task: Collect Party Hats [x95]
Task: Make Bart Enjoy the Bounce House All to Himself (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Wait for His Friends (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Bart I, for one, am having a great time at your party, but I wish there were other kids here.
Milhouse I know. The party clown is getting bored. Now he's just eating his pies instead of throwing them.
Bart Maybe if your Dad stopped asking him to just make balloon animal pangolins.
Kirk He's a practitioner of the elastic arts! Don't take the gig if you won't twist the rig!
Bart So, I don't think anyone else is coming to the party.
Milhouse No, you're probably right.
Bart ...
Milhouse ...
Bart Another round of Double Buzz Squishees?
Milhouse I'll take mine intravenously!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 3:
Bart It may be the sugar shock, but I think I see the face of an angel.
Milhouse Close. It's my cousin Annika.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Pathetic American slobs. No wonder your national pastime is diabetes.
Bart Would you like to share a cupcake?
Milhouse You bet I would! Oh, you were talking to Annika.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png *Dutch muttering*
Milhouse That must mean yes!
Task: Collect Party Hats [x155]
Task: Make Bart Wipe Cupcake Frosting Off His Cheeks (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Task: Make Milhouse Fail to Impress Annika (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Bart Man, your cousin is so cool. She's like next-level cool. She's Euro-cool.
Milhouse She's probably the coolest Van Houten in history.
Bart Catch up, boy, we're way past that.
Bart Her kind of cool can't be contained. Anyone in close proximity to her would start to exude cool.
Milhouse They would, wouldn't they...?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Birthday Party for One Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Birthday Party for One Pt. 4:
Milhouse Please, Annika. Pleeeaaaaaasssseeee!
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png No, Milhouse. I will not pretend to be your girlfriend. You know we're related, right?
Milhouse We're not any closer than my parents. Or yours.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png But you're a fourth grader and I'm an older teenager of an indiscriminate age.
Milhouse Exactly. Besides, it would really cut down on my swirly per diem.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png Wait, do you get bullied in school?
Milhouse I wouldn't say bullied. My friends act violently to express their affection. For hurting me.
Tapped Out Annika Icon.png *sigh* Fine. I will go along with your ruse. Pretending to be something I'm not should make me fit right in here in America.
Task: Collect Party Hats [x195]
Task: Make Milhouse Shout With Joy (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20