The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies content update/Premium Gameplay

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 1

After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark: Scientifically speaking, which is how I always speak, there's no logical explanation for me talking to a baby version of myself. Then logically, there must be an illogical explanation. Your logic is ironclad... and I only wish your diaper were as well. We must run a series of experiments with the switches and the beakers and the kaboom in the face. ...Thereby determining whether you're my spawn, a clone, a robot, or one of the thirty-seven other illogical possibilities. Plus, it'll be fun! Affirmative. Task: Make Baby Frink Play Tiny Mad Tinkerer (4h, Frink's House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 2

After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark: There's only one logical illogical explanation. I've gone back in time to when I was just a young bloygler! I was afraid of that. And also of monsters under my crib. Whatever we do, we must prevent me from doing or touching anything that might disrupt the space-time-- Yes, yes, the space-time continuum, everybody knows about that! Just shut up and start not disrupting it. Task: Make Baby Frink Try Not to Change Timelines (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Frinkenstein's Baby Monster Pt. 3

After tapping on Baby Frink's exclamation mark: Oh no, we've made a terrible mistake! It was YOU who went back in time, not me! So YOU were supposed to not disrupt the space-time continuum! Oh Gloyd! If I disrupted anything, anything at all, then I don't exist anymore! True. But since you do exist... hello? ... Hello? Eh, he probably just went to the store to get me some baby food, because if I starve to death then he won't ever exist. Hello? Task: Make Baby Frink Ponder the Unknowable (1h, Frink's House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Moe's Express Lemonade Gil Offer

After tapping on Gil's Moe's Express Lemonade mark: So there ol' Gil was, lunching on perfectly good avocado peels behind Taco Bell, when all of a sudden... BLAZAMMO! The Youthenizer goes off, and I notice it's baby-ized my dear friends Barney and Moe. Never hearda ya. So what'd'ya say, won't you adopt some poor helpless babies and save them from the unrelenting horror of being raised by me? On offer accepted: Yes! You'll give these innocent children the shot ol' Gil never had. Curse you, Mom and Dad! Why didn't you teach me to sell timeshares sooner? On offer declined: No! Don't leave these kids with me! Now I've got two more mouths to feed! Three if you count my baby panda, but he only eats five or ten sacks of bamboo a day. And it better be imported!

Frozen Moe Lemonade

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 1

After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark: I declare Moe's Express Lemonade open for business! One lemonade please! Sure thing, Barn. You payin' cash or card? Card please. Here ya go. Wait a second, this card is a birth announcement! What other kind of card would a baby have? Open up a tab, please! *belch* Task: Make Baby Moe Work the Lemonade Counter (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Task: Make Baby Barney Keep His Lemonade Tab Running (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 2

After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark: Ooh, a lemonade stand? Set me up, Moe! Here's my card. This is an immunization card! And you missed your last mumps vaccine! Mumps shmumps. Gimme my lemonade before my glands get too swollen to drink! Cripes, what was I thinkin'? Babies don't got no money! I need to work a side job until I get some adult customers. Task: Make Baby Moe Smuggle Exotic Baby Animals (12h) Task: Make Baby Barney Chug Lemonade (12h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Task: Make Baby Homer Dwink Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Frozen Moe Lemonade Pt. 3

After tapping on Baby Moe's exclamation mark: That's it! I've had it with yous twos! You're both officially banned from this, as well as any future establishment I may eventually open. But we're all you got! Grown-ups don't drink lemonade! Mmm. This lemonade is delicious! And it's really got a kick to it! What? How is that possible? You left it out in the sun so long that it fermented. Yum! This stuff makes grown-up-Moe's watered-down beer taste like watered-down water. Here, take my actual credit card and charge me any amount you want. And also this wad of genuine cash that I carry around in my big boy pants. Woo-hoo! Task: Make Baby Moe Serve Grownups (24h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Task: Make Lenny Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Task: Make Carl Get Soused on Lemonade (4h, Moe's Express Lemonade) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Burns, Baby Burns

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1

After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark: My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe. As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn't been invented yet. But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394... Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth! I want in. Task: Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early (1h, Colonel Burns Mansion) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2

After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark: I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six. I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the "Youthenizer", and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me. Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins. Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune! But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral. Suddenly I was rich – rich beyond most people's wildest dreams! But well within mine. The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate. Task: Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3

After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark: Even after I was rich, I wasn't one to sit around twiddling my groins. So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing! Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power... ...secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself. Ah yes, I remember it well. No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense. I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I'd dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot! Excellent. Task: Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

StacyCon 2019

StacyCon 2019 Pt. 1

After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark: {{{1}}} Huh. I guess it's only the one day this year. Even so, it's gonna be nonstop Malibu Stacy action! Until it stops at six o'clock sharp. See you there, Stacy-Crays! Task: Make Teenage Smithers Record StacyCon Promo (4h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club) Quest reward: 100 and 10

StacyCon 2019 Pt. 2

After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark: It's panic time, Waylon!, Crowds of rowdy Stacy-Crays are practically breaking down the doors! Which is weird, because they're not locked. I guess they just don't like doors. Time to run through the final checklist. Badges? Laminated! Exclusive limited-edition Stewardess Stacy? Sold out! That's right, I bought them all and that's YOUR problem. Security? Armed to the teeth with velveted bludgeons! {{{1}}} Task: Make Teenage Smithers Run Through Many Checklists (12h, Malibu Stacy Fan Club) Quest reward: 100 and 10

StacyCon 2019 Pt. 3

After tapping on Teenage Smithers' exclamation mark: Security alert in the convention hall! One of the Stacy-Crays has gone cray cray! What kind of gobbletygook is that? Speak English, man! Sorry. One of the convention-goers began rioting when he learned the limited edition figurine was sold out. So we had to beat him into submission. I mean we didn't have to, but it seemed like the right thing to do. It actually felt very nice. May I please have my dolly now? No you may not! Come back in an hour and I'll give you one. Y-yes, Mr. Teenager, sir. I love power. Task: Make Teenage Smithers Run StacyCon With an Iron Fist (24h, Springfield Convention Center or Malibu Stacy Fan Club) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Community Theater Daycare

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 1

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark: Well if it isn't my brother, Llewellyn, the artiste of the family! Most art is counterproductive and a drain on society's resources. Welcome! Thank you, sweet sister. You'll be pleased to hear I've forsworn the theater. Inspired by you, I shall instead take the noble path of caring for our precious young people. Because I love and care about children? Because you're broke and unemployed? Now that you mention it, yes. I need to make rent or I'll be out on the street sleeping in an unheated horse costume. Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Get Child CPR Training (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 2

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark: Wait! Perhaps I can combine my two great loves – theater and whatchamacallit. Child care? That sounds right. I'll call it "Community Theater Daycare". I can watch busy people's kids and simultaneously teach them classical acting technique. Good luck. I'm glad you found your calling in this bleak, cruel, hopeless world. And remember, children respond to optimism! Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Open Community Theater Daycare (8h, Springfield Community Theater) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 3

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark: All right, the signup sheets have been up at the laundromat for a month now. Let's see how many kids enrolled. ZERO?! Doesn't anyone have a passion for acting in this town? I do, but I can't read yet. Me neither. Me neither. Curses, my plan was fatally flawed. Everyone knows babies can't read scripts, nor even librettos! Then they must first learn to read! That is how you build the infant resistance. Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Teach Babies to Read Ayn Rand (24h, Springfield Community Theater) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Community Theater Daycare Pt. 4

After tapping on Llewellyn Sinclair's exclamation mark: Finally, the babies can read, thanks to my technique of YELLING LOUDLY! I'm scarred for life, but it worked great. Babies, find your marks! We'll begin by rehearsing the big kickline! Kickline? But we can't walk or even stand up. What?! Why wasn't I informed? Prepare for MORE YELLING! Task: Make Llewellyn Sinclair Direct Baby Theater (12h, Springfield Community Theater) Quest reward: 200 and 20