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Krusty's Last Gasp[edit]

Krusty's Last Gasp Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on September 11th:
Krusty The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.
Blue-Haired Lawyer The show's cancelled.
Krusty What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.
Blue-Haired Lawyer You're totally broke.
Krusty *sobbing*
Blue-Haired Lawyer I say this as your lawyer guy, tax guy, points guy, and... your only-friend-left guy:
Blue-Haired Lawyer Cut the crap, get to work, and turn your life around.
Krusty You pierced through my thin-skinned show biz narcissism and reached me in a way my agent never could.
Krusty I will turn my life around!
Task: Make Krusty Think of His Options (6s, Krusty Burger)
Krusty Turning your life around is exhausting.
Krusty Hey kids! How do people make money in 2019?
Milhouse My dad charges myPhones in front of concert exits.
Bart No, the real money is in ViewTube.
Bart Look, Maggie's watching one of those dumb songs right now.
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Bart Observe. While she sits, the ViewTuber rakes in that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
Maggie *click* *click*
Milhouse And clicks are worth more than gold.
Krusty I can come up with dumb songs people will click on!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Intro:
Krusty You're musical, I think -- help me.
Sideshow Mel The show's over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.
Krusty I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.
Sideshow Mel But you've never written a song.
Krusty I've never written a joke either!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x100]
Task: Make Krusty Steal Songs (4h, Krusty Burger)
Krusty Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.
Sideshow Mel The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!
Krusty Hmm, all those people have songs...
Krusty ...and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1:
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Krusty *humming stolen song* Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...
Krusty Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2:
Blue-Haired Lawyer Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.
Krusty "Ice Ice Baby" proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!
Blue-Haired Lawyer Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.
Krusty Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.
Krusty I'm bringing back the Krusketeers!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3:
Krusty All right, kids! I've decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!
Krusty Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.
Nelson Cry me a Timberlake, I'm a Krusketeer!
Krusty Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!
Blue-Haired Lawyer My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.
Lisa This all seems very suspicious.
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4:
Krusty Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!
Kirk Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!
Krusty Here's a fifty.
Kirk Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You're hitting a million views. Ow! It's burning my hand!
Krusty Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5:
Krusty Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.
Blue-Haired Lawyer But... you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.
Krusty Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts...
Blue-Haired Lawyer It's not all bad news, Krusty. You're filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they're un-cancelling the show.
Krusty I faked it till I maked it, and now I'm back!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6:
Blue-Haired Lawyer Katy Perry's dropping her suit, but don't put out any new music for the time being.
Krusty Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?
Lisa I know what you did, Krusty!
Krusty What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.
Lisa No, not that! You stole songs!
Krusty Yeah, you're too late, kid. It's public knowledge. Plus, I'm done with music. It's too much work!
Lisa Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.
Lisa Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I'll steal your song!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science (4h, Last Gasp Stage)
Sideshow Lisa With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!
Krusty Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I'm back on the traditional media bandwagon!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20