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Obrian and the New Guards!/Quotes

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Yentah: I just happened to be in Ragnarokaway and--
Obrian: Let me guess, Yentah! On your way to picking up a few items "duty free," you overhead a plan-- ripe with evil, pregnant with sinister connotations!!
Yentah: Yes! It is Backseid, planning to lay claim to Earth in pursuit of a "bigger piece of the pie"... ... But you didn't hear that from me!!
Yentah: But selfless Obrian, Earth already has a super-powered protector. He calls himself "Radioactive Man"! His base of operations is in the American city of Zenith, and he's their undefeated champion of justice. But I hear he has trouble getting dates in his everyday identity!
Claude Kane III: We flagged down the same cab, let's take advantage of our chance meeting!
Gloria Grand: [thinking] "Chance meeting." Yeah, right!! He was following me for blocks! I can't decide if Claude's a creep... or just a drip!
Bug Boy: it's come to my attention that in a dimension beyond out ken, two worlds are at war with each other... ...And depending on who wins, it might result in an everlasting paradise on Earth... Or Eternal damnation!!
Gloria Grand: [GASP!] Incredible, Dr. Bentley... ...It's like a Sci-Fi TV show, only this is the real McCoy, and the "aliens" are playing for keeps!!
Bug Boy: Ah, that is a Sci-Fi TV show, Miss Grand!
Obrian: ...I don't fight for "kicks," but I must be sure you're not working for Backseid!!
Radioactive Man: oof!
Obrian: Did you hear what I said?
Radioactive Man: [thinking] [Groan!] Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that first punch!
Radioactive Man: Loud and clear, mister! You said you're going to kick by backside!!
Gloria Grand: [Whew!] I don't know where you begin! There's a lot to digest!!
Bug Boy: I know, Miss Grand, I know!! So many characters, so little time!!
Radioactive Man: There's so many characters being introduced, Gloria, I can't keep track!
Gloria Grand: Tell me about it, RM! I've been using a scorecard just to keep up!!
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