Cuff It Up!/Quotes
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- Hollis Hurlbut: The exhibits here feature priceless artifacts.
- Principal Skinner: I understand, sir.
- Hollis Hurlbut: There'll be zero tolerance. One offense and you're [sic] school is on "the list!"
- Principal Skinner: No. Not "the list!"
- Bart: See ya on that list, Seymour.
- Nelson Muntz: it's out past and our future.
- Bart: Speak for yourself.
- Nelson: I know I'll do time.
- Bart: You only do time if you get caught.
- Hollis Hurlbut: I sense something is amiss! is it a mummy's curse? The ghost of a jilted lover No, wait, it's just the security alarm!
- Principal Skinner: These kids have no idea what kind of black mark it is on a principal's record to get on "the list".
- Otto Mann: The cops told me I'm on a list.
- Principal Skinner: This is worse. When word gets out, Springfield Elementary might be banned from museums everywhere.
- Bart: You think that was funny?
- Nelson: I believe I said "haw" and then repeated myself with another "haw!"
- Hollis Hurlbut: That cake is made of wax, son.
- Ralph Wiggum: It's yummy like a candle without the burny part.