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Cuff It Up!/Quotes

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Hollis Hurlbut: The exhibits here feature priceless artifacts.
Principal Skinner: I understand, sir.
Hollis Hurlbut: There'll be zero tolerance. One offense and you're [sic] school is on "the list!"
Principal Skinner: No. Not "the list!"
Bart: See ya on that list, Seymour.

Nelson Muntz: it's out past and our future.
Bart: Speak for yourself.
Nelson: I know I'll do time.
Bart: You only do time if you get caught.

Hollis Hurlbut: I sense something is amiss! is it a mummy's curse? The ghost of a jilted lover No, wait, it's just the security alarm!

Principal Skinner: These kids have no idea what kind of black mark it is on a principal's record to get on "the list".
Otto Mann: The cops told me I'm on a list.
Principal Skinner: This is worse. When word gets out, Springfield Elementary might be banned from museums everywhere.

Bart: You think that was funny?
Nelson: I believe I said "haw" and then repeated myself with another "haw!"

Hollis Hurlbut: That cake is made of wax, son.
Ralph Wiggum: It's yummy like a candle without the burny part.