C.H.U.M. (comic story)/Quotes
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- Narration: Beneath Springfield, sewer worker Hans Moleman makes a startling discovery.
- Hans Moleman: This is toxic waste! Who could be flushing such radioactive material?!
- Moleman: Noo! My youth and beauty!
- Luann Van Houten: Now, Milhouse, look both ways when you get to the sidewalk and don't talk to strangers!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Aww geez, mom! Alright! I'm not a baby anymore! And it's not like anything is going to...
- Moleman monster: HISSS!
- Milhouse: AAAGH!
- Rod and Todd Flanders: ...And bless father and mother and-
- Rod: Hey, do you hear that voice? It's coming from that bush! Maybe it's God?
- Moleman monster: Raar!
- Todd: Let's go!
- Rod: Hi God! It's me, Rod!
- Todd: Hi!
- Moleman monster: Raar!
- Rod: Ohh! You're not God at all!
- Ralph Wiggum: Mommy?! Is that you?! You've come home!
- Moleman monster: Rrrr!
- Chief Wiggum: Freeze! Oh-my-God... Honey, you're back! Haha, I thought you were a C.H.U.D. or something! Now we can be a family again!
