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C.H.U.M. (comic story)/Quotes

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Narration: Beneath Springfield, sewer worker Hans Moleman makes a startling discovery.
Hans Moleman: This is toxic waste! Who could be flushing such radioactive material?!

Moleman: Noo! My youth and beauty!

Luann Van Houten: Now, Milhouse, look both ways when you get to the sidewalk and don't talk to strangers!
Milhouse Van Houten: Aww geez, mom! Alright! I'm not a baby anymore! And it's not like anything is going to...
Moleman monster: HISSS!
Milhouse: AAAGH!

Rod and Todd Flanders: ...And bless father and mother and-
Rod: Hey, do you hear that voice? It's coming from that bush! Maybe it's God?
Moleman monster: Raar!
Todd: Let's go!

Rod: Hi God! It's me, Rod!
Todd: Hi!
Moleman monster: Raar!
Rod: Ohh! You're not God at all!

Ralph Wiggum: Mommy?! Is that you?! You've come home!
Moleman monster: Rrrr!
Chief Wiggum: Freeze! Oh-my-God... Honey, you're back! Haha, I thought you were a C.H.U.D. or something! Now we can be a family again!