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Bartzilla: Look out, Springfield! You're about to be paid a visit by the one and only... Bartzilla!!!
Man: Cool!

Principal Skinner: Hold it right there, young man! You're not taking another step towards this fine Elementary School! If you think you're going to destroy the school by stepping on it, then you're forgetting that insurance will help me build a bigger and better one in its place. What do you think of that, lizard boy?

Kent Brockman: As Bartzilla takes a lunch break during his rampage through Springfield, there seems to be no way of stopping him or the citizens who have gathered for photo opportunities and possible autographs.
Nelson Muntz: Can you make it out to "my special friend, Nelson"? That would be so cool!

Robo-Sis: Turn and face your doom, you goofy-looking, Monster-Boy! It's time someone taught you how it's done!

Kent Brockman: Bartzilla has begun to hurl cars, monuments, and citizens at his opponent, catching her off-guard.
Comic Book Guy: I'm thinking of pressing charges.
Blue-haired lawyer: Great! Here's my card. Call me in the morning.

Marge: Bart! Lisa! Stop fighting right now! What in the world are you two thinking? Look at this place! It's a total disaster area! Now, who do you think is going to clean up this mess?
Bart: Why don't you use your imagination?