The Moe and Otto Switcheroo/Quotes
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- Otto: Bart-dude, I used to think that driving a bus was the second-greatest high in the world. But lately it's been getting on my nerves.
- Bart: Really? Why?
- Ralph: Mr. Bus diver, are we going to the school today?
- Otto: For the last time, v kid, I don't know! I just drive. I don't pay attention!
- Otto: That jukebox got any heavy metal?
- Moe: Nah. Just mostly country songs by Willie Nelson. He paid his bar tab one night usin' old records.
- Otto: I don't mean to bring the place down, but i'm kinda bummed right now.
- Moe: Trust me, pal. You couldn't bring this place any further down if you buried it.
- Barney: Hey, you're not Moe.
- Otto: The name's Ot-to, and you look like you wanna get blot-to!
- Barney: Really? You think you can just come in here and replace my best friend?
- Otto: Here's a beer on the house for my first customer. But don't worry, Moe will be back soon.
- Barney: Moe who?
- Bart: Hey, Moe...
- Moe: I heard yous talkin' back there, and you can forget it. Bus drivin' is the best thing that ever happened to me. I ain't goin' nowhere.
- Bart: Did you explain to Otto not to let my dad run a tab?
- Moe: A tab?! Aw geez!
- Dr. Hibbert: I think I missed the exit for the school. Are you sure this is the way?
- Ralph: I can't read a map or read!
- Dr. Hibbert: Dang it. I should've switched jobs with Willie.
